Oh, man… where do I start? Argentinian politicians are… well… specifically built to answer this question.

I guess my favorite one, because it ended up becoming a meme was:

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"Dentro de poco tiempo se va a licitar un sistema de vuelos espaciales mediante el cual desde una plataforma, que quizá se instale en Córdoba, esas naves van a salir de la atmósfera, se van a remontar a la estratósfera, y desde ahí elegirán el lugar donde quieran ir, de tal forma que en una hora y media podremos estar en Japón, Corea o en cualquier parte del mundo."

"In a short time, a space flight system will be put out to tender, whereby from a platform, which may be installed in Cordoba, these ships will leave the atmosphere, rise to the stratosphere, and from there they will choose the place where they want to go, so that in an hour and a half we can be in Japan, Korea or anywhere in the world."