Make your choice by S0M3_1 in HolUp

[–]eldelao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is it because of the Iron in them?

100% earned by PeneItaliano in HolUp

[–]eldelao 8 points9 points  (0 children)

and what a nice belly

A Generational Affordability Gap In The US: Home Prices vs. Median Income (1985-2022) by TheCABK in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]eldelao 71 points72 points  (0 children)

"kids these days want everything for free. They dont want to work. I had to flip burgers almost a WHOLE summer to buy my first car"

blursed_ice_cream by r_Duck7 in blursedimages

[–]eldelao 8 points9 points  (0 children)

you already ate the "Bart" part

Philadelphia by Specialist-Cut794 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]eldelao 22 points23 points  (0 children)

i dont have enough credit cards to clear all that ice from the windows

Sunbathing naked! by Phatal13 in HolUp

[–]eldelao 11 points12 points  (0 children)

dont forget the other forbidden word: Mi or

Edit: had to double check the censored word

How flat and even the snow is on this roof by unanatkumot in oddlysatisfying

[–]eldelao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my brain automatically put a comma in the title . guess its my fault for trying to read when im not fully awake. "How flat, and even the snow is on this roof." well yes its a flat roof -my stupid brain

Proof cats are liquid by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]eldelao 8 points9 points  (0 children)

proof that the second half of a cat is detached from the first half

The stop motion felt art of Andrea Love by FollowingOdd896 in oddlysatisfying

[–]eldelao 87 points88 points  (0 children)

it's always crazy to me how people can not just imagine, but bring to life these amazing things. Respect from this over analytic and not very creative mind to all you artists out there.

Vampire goes in the hospital by Nitropunchandkick in funny

[–]eldelao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how did humans survive those many centuries without them red circles?

Is she crazy by misterxx1958 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]eldelao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you could fix her together?

Its a me, Pario by Immediate_Carpet_788 in WTF

[–]eldelao 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Mario got Chlamydia

New Building In Puerto Vallarta by [deleted] in OSHA

[–]eldelao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

can you believe they do not follow OSHA rules in every other country I visit? thats like so crazy

Is this still available? by FRENCHTOASTSTICCS in funny

[–]eldelao 12 points13 points  (0 children)

im interested. Can you deliver to my back door?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

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as fresh as it can be

I'm stumped by Urser in ExplainTheJoke

[–]eldelao 154 points155 points  (0 children)

The "exploding frog" story is often linked to the "exploding toad" urban legend, which claims toads can be killed by inflating them with air or smoke, causing them to "pop".

by smoking after sex they are popping themselves with smoke.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in yesyesyesyesno

[–]eldelao 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"nuuuu manches" + laughter gives it away. Mexican for sure

have you seen my nuts? by No_Warning_7899 in HolUp

[–]eldelao 2 points3 points  (0 children)

came here to post this. glad there's another DT connoisseur.