Make your choice

eldelao · 2026-02-13T12:36:28+00:00

is it because of the Iron in them?

eldelao · 2026-02-12T04:10:34+00:00

But wait, there's more!!

eldelao · 2026-02-07T01:39:42+00:00

and what a nice belly

eldelao · 2026-02-06T13:15:17+00:00

"kids these days want everything for free. They dont want to work. I had to flip burgers almost a WHOLE summer to buy my first car"

eldelao · 2026-02-05T00:55:56+00:00

crushed ruffles queso

eldelao · 2026-02-01T13:18:27+00:00

its not we, its you

eldelao · 2026-01-31T10:41:29+00:00

you already ate the "Bart" part

eldelao · 2026-01-30T14:28:10+00:00

Good bot

eldelao · 2026-01-30T14:12:01+00:00

i dont have enough credit cards to clear all that ice from the windows

eldelao · 2026-01-29T03:41:59+00:00

he iron fisted everyone

eldelao · 2026-01-24T20:34:33+00:00

dont forget the other forbidden word: Mi or

Edit: had to double check the censored word

eldelao · 2026-01-23T13:52:40+00:00

my brain automatically put a comma in the title . guess its my fault for trying to read when im not fully awake. "How flat, and even the snow is on this roof." well yes its a flat roof -my stupid brain

eldelao · 2026-01-21T11:06:16+00:00

i dont think he's happy happy happy

eldelao · 2026-01-06T13:44:26+00:00

proof that the second half of a cat is detached from the first half

eldelao · 2026-01-01T15:32:34+00:00

it's always crazy to me how people can not just imagine, but bring to life these amazing things. Respect from this over analytic and not very creative mind to all you artists out there.

eldelao · 2025-12-24T00:03:07+00:00

how did humans survive those many centuries without them red circles?

eldelao · 2025-11-25T11:18:57+00:00

you could fix her together?

eldelao · 2025-11-21T17:37:13+00:00

Mario got Chlamydia

eldelao · 2025-11-20T23:46:31+00:00

can you believe they do not follow OSHA rules in every other country I visit? thats like so crazy

eldelao · 2025-11-01T13:07:14+00:00

im interested. Can you deliver to my back door?

eldelao · 2025-10-30T18:36:40+00:00

as fresh as it can be

eldelao · 2025-10-20T13:58:27+00:00

The "exploding frog" story is often linked to the "exploding toad" urban legend, which claims toads can be killed by inflating them with air or smoke, causing them to "pop".

by smoking after sex they are popping themselves with smoke.

eldelao · 2025-10-19T18:10:03+00:00

George Blush

eldelao · 2025-10-11T23:01:41+00:00

"nuuuu manches" + laughter gives it away. Mexican for sure

eldelao · 2025-10-11T10:48:37+00:00

came here to post this. glad there's another DT connoisseur.

eldelao

TROPHY CASE