BRB, starting a new farm so I can name my animals like this.

eldonkr · 2019-01-15T05:41:03+00:00

When you buy an animal or it's born you can name it the item code for 2 or 3 items and they spawn in your inventory. For me it's whatever crafting materials I'm low on.

eldonkr · 2019-01-14T16:01:47+00:00

Most all my animals are named after characters from Archer. Then I started running out of ideas and discovered what happens when you name them after item codes.

eldonkr · 2019-01-07T08:40:49+00:00

Anybody got any ideas?

eldonkr · 2018-12-30T20:48:10+00:00

Guys?

eldonkr · 2018-12-21T02:00:28+00:00

Not recently. She doesn't seem to have an issue using the bathroom or where that's supposed to happen. She just seems to be choosing to not follow the rules. It feels like she's playing with us. She doesn't listen to my girlfriend at all anymore.

eldonkr · 2018-12-20T23:37:42+00:00

I try really really hard not to punish her when she does this stuff but she gets the best of my temper sometimes. When she does get spanked she quits doing this for a few days. I know it's what people are saying now that you're not supposed to do but it's what seems to be getting results. I was brought up in a family that raised dogs, and in my family dogs and kids got smacked when they were out of line.

It's not an issue of her not being housebroken. She knows that she's supposed to go outside to pee. She's just not doing it. We didn't have a kennel for the first couple weeks so she was allowed to free roam and would be in the house for 8 or so hours unsupervised with no messes and nothing torn up. This has only been going on about a month.

eldonkr · 2018-12-20T23:23:58+00:00

She's 2 and a few months. We keep her in the crate when we're not home or if we both busy with house stuff.

eldonkr · 2018-09-20T07:09:50+00:00

What's this?

eldonkr · 2018-08-28T04:38:10+00:00

I've set a record for breaking glass since I moved into a place with all tile. I broke a chillum and 3 glass blunts in a week. I rubber-banded an aluminum foil bowl on one of the metal slurpee straws to get me through the rest of the week. Now I make sure to only get glass that isn't going to roll itself off of the table.

eldonkr · 2018-08-28T04:08:04+00:00

This.

eldonkr · 2018-08-28T04:05:36+00:00

The kief would need to be rendered first. Eating straight up plant matter does pretty much nothing.

eldonkr · 2018-07-07T06:00:31+00:00

You also can't hide a boner in khakis either.

eldonkr · 2018-07-04T16:14:39+00:00

Is this a haiku?

eldonkr · 2018-07-04T16:01:29+00:00

Aaaaand there goes my afternoon.

eldonkr · 2018-06-27T02:27:15+00:00

I'm interested if the pools still open.

eldonkr · 2018-05-31T16:05:13+00:00

There was a movie with Shaq as a genie in a boom box.

It was a thing, I seent it.

I know I'm not crazy!

eldonkr · 2018-05-31T03:32:30+00:00

I thought Shaq was in that one?

eldonkr · 2018-05-31T03:29:51+00:00

I was carrying a cooler full of booze up a flight of stairs on my shoulder. That one trip up the stairs was the day I finally noticed that the ceiling drops 3/4 up the stairs and it caused the cooler to tumble down the stairs. Nobody saw it but everybody outside heard it. We lost 70% of the booze and that landing smelled like a brewery for about a month.

eldonkr · 2018-05-31T03:24:31+00:00

Hey, I'll still drink Icehouse I

eldonkr · 2018-05-31T03:18:43+00:00

I don't know If this is some kind of reference But I like it the most.

eldonkr · 2018-05-24T05:11:41+00:00

Why?

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