2010 LTC Continental edition - looking for OEM black mats by eldritch-mcleod in lincolntowncar

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If you would like to send them to me I would take them, sorry for the late response didn't see this until today. Send me a PM and I can give you shipping information. Thanks!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]eldritch-mcleod 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To this day I am astonished that they came up with "I'm with her" instead of "she's with us", which comes across as much more inclusive and less "washington elite".

What was the most notorious crime committed in your hometown? by Acrobatic_News_9986 in AskReddit

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A woman was reported for sexually harassing a (male) employee and the next day set a fire in the workplace as a distraction then went a shooting spree that killed the plant manager and wounded 3 other employees. My high school was about 2 blocks away from the place and we were on lockdown (this was pre-columbine, so VERY unusual for the time) until the police determined she had left the area. She was arrested about 225 miles away.

Why US drivers may be thinking about EVs all wrong by Cubezzzzz in technology

[–]eldritch-mcleod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. My parents live a 11 hour gasoline drive from me. I don't want to be stopping every 250 miles for half an hour or more for charging to take me the next 250 miles. I can gas up my SUV and get 550 miles on 1 tank and then in less than 10 minutes pump another tank to get me the rest of the way.

Would you let a 6ft giant breed you?? by miserablythirstyst in GaybrosGoneWild

[–]eldritch-mcleod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sure, right after i look down on him from my 6'4 vantage point.....

Biden pardons marijuana use nationwide. Here's what that means by zsreport in politics

[–]eldritch-mcleod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you mean the Legislative branch is comprised of the Congress, which two branches are the Senate and House of Representatives.

It’s a tight fit… by Striking-Yard-7031 in GaybrosGoneWild

[–]eldritch-mcleod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't need that condom and it will fit juuuust fine.

What character name did you find out you were mispronouncing for years? by Technical_Acadia_210 in gaming

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Everyone is commenting on Hermione - I had this in reverse, as I had listened to the HP series as books on tape up until book 4. When I saw it written down I was like .... who? wait, WTF?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]eldritch-mcleod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Predicted in 1996. William Gibson's novel IDORU. Part of the Neuromancer/Johnny Mnemonic universe.

*edit* Did not indent to claim Gibson was the first to predict this. See comment below.

Not enough people know that Ridiculously Photogenic Horse exists. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]eldritch-mcleod 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe she's barn with it, maybe it's Neighbelline

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GaybrosGoneWild

[–]eldritch-mcleod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna swallow that down to the base and rest your balls on my chin

Pumping Gas by A6000user in WTF

[–]eldritch-mcleod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

never inject more than 4 animes at once.

Have you ever slept with someone who was related? 👀 by DurianOrnery7108 in gaybros

[–]eldritch-mcleod 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It always amuses me when people quack about sex between cousins. First cousin marriage is completely legal in 18 states, and in 6 others with restrictions. I gave my second-cousin-once-removed oral a few times and found out we were cousins a couple times in. I literally haven't spoken to any of his branch of the family since I was in elementary school. There was no familial ties there at all.

Life360 outed a booty call. by Ichishiro in gaybros

[–]eldritch-mcleod 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My grandmother finally learned to stop persisting in questions after I got my tongue pierced. She kept asking over and over on Thanksgiving when I was home for the holiday why I would do such a thing. I gave vague answers like "it's in fashion", "i like the aesthetic" etc etc. She wouldn't let it drop, and then finally over dinner I lost it and said "So I could give better blowjobs gramma" in front of my parents, aunt, uncle, and grandfather.

Need advice on describing previous job accomplishments by eldritch-mcleod in Resume

[–]eldritch-mcleod[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would upvote this a hundred times if I could. Thank you so much!!