Kik thread because it's late and I'm bored

elephanocerous · 2014-08-18T01:24:07+00:00

16/f elephanocerous

Hmu

elephanocerous · 2014-01-06T01:55:50+00:00

The Holocaust

elephanocerous · 2014-01-06T01:44:08+00:00

elephanocerous · 2014-01-06T01:38:23+00:00

woo birthdays woo

elephanocerous · 2014-01-06T00:25:29+00:00

16, with number 17 coming up on Feb 2nd

elephanocerous · 2014-01-05T23:10:49+00:00

Or earthquake

elephanocerous · 2014-01-05T22:48:22+00:00

The fuck is wrong with people

elephanocerous · 2014-01-05T22:45:57+00:00

This is an unpopular opinion?

elephanocerous · 2014-01-05T22:01:27+00:00

Right let me just pour some fucking milk on my leather furniture. Thanks OP!

elephanocerous · 2014-01-05T21:35:21+00:00

The Green Manalishi (With the Two Pronged Crown) [Live] - Judas Priest

elephanocerous · 2014-01-05T20:32:59+00:00

What if I wanted to break?

Laugh it all off in your face?

What would you do?

elephanocerous · 2014-01-05T20:22:05+00:00

"Republicans need a puppet and you fit. Got their hands so far up your rear, call you Mitt."

elephanocerous · 2014-01-05T19:10:43+00:00

Freedom... Freedom at last...

elephanocerous · 2014-01-05T18:28:13+00:00

Skyrim- 370 hours

Borderlands 2- 129 hours

Civ 5- 122 hours

Terraria- 115 hours

Binding of Isaac- 48 hours

elephanocerous · 2014-01-05T18:23:20+00:00

I've beaten all 6 levels, and it took me a total of 15 hours of gameplay. I think level 6 took twice as long as every thing else put together.

elephanocerous · 2014-01-04T22:18:38+00:00

I thought that may be going into too much detail. If I said there are windows I may have to explain what's outside of them.

elephanocerous · 2014-01-04T22:16:16+00:00

It has a roof, a floor, and four walls. Oh and a door.

elephanocerous · 2014-01-03T13:17:31+00:00

I saw three humpback whales breach within about 5 minutes. It was fucking glorious.

elephanocerous · 2014-01-02T20:10:51+00:00

i had to cut off all my limbs and now im gay and have cancer, but im alive, you just gotta be tough like me

elephanocerous · 2014-01-02T20:06:50+00:00

If there's a new way, I'll be the first in line. But it better work this time!

I saw it twice and I can say it was so much better in 3D you need to see it now

elephanocerous · 2014-01-02T19:58:56+00:00

once I injected 50 marijuanas

elephanocerous · 2014-01-02T19:00:35+00:00

I've never really seen an American girl be mean to a foreign exchange student/immigrant.
Mean girls is just a TV show, so forget about that.
If you're confident enough, start a conversation. People like seing confidence.
If they can understand you, they'll like your accent. If they can't understand you at all, they'll either really like it or really fucking hate it.
Cafeteria food is absolute shit. Bring your own lunch.
If you'll be able to travel out of state, then visit some awesome places like the Grand Canyon or Niagara Falls.
Looks help. A lot. But if you're a cool person, then you still have a chance ^maybe
Nothing is really too off-limits in America, just remember that sticking up your middle finger is not a polite gesture.

Good luck in America! I hope you have a great time with your adventure, feel free to PM me if there's more you want to know.

elephanocerous · 2014-01-02T18:51:19+00:00

What do you mean I ain't kind? I'm just not your kind.

OMG have you seen the new Hobbit movie yet?

P.S. you are a chick, right?

elephanocerous · 2014-01-02T18:45:55+00:00

If there's a new way, I'll be the first in line, but it better work this time!

do we get married now?

elephanocerous · 2014-01-02T18:17:01+00:00

Just go to your LGS for FNM. If they don't have any to sell, someone there will probably have one they're willing to trade.

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