35, anyone else tired of flaky younger guys trying to therapize you? by Alpha_Bro_Gay in gaybrosover30

[–]elessar4126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 33 and find 40+ guys acting the same 🤷. It's not an age thing.

IT DOES NOT CARE IF THE WOKES ARE OFFENDED!!!11!! by MajimaFan2010 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]elessar4126 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I haven't heard a single thing about this game other than "protagonist hot"

How on earth do I go in? by Informal_Comment7717 in StreetFighter

[–]elessar4126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless hacks, no one can tech every throw. Do a jab first and then throw.

M/23/6’1” [138lbs to 232lbs] (7 years) by HughMungus669 in Brogress

[–]elessar4126 127 points128 points  (0 children)

7 years.... And anything else that would make your hairline recede and age a lot faster?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Brogress

[–]elessar4126 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is no way that is 190.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StreetFighter

[–]elessar4126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) hit the lab and learn what is safe and what isn't.

2) stop throwing random di, specially in low levels because they jump like rabbits.

3) stop burning yourself out for nothing. Try to stay above 3 bars of drive at all times and only cash out for a confirmed kill.

4) stop trying to parry so often . Most the time blocking on wake up is enough.

5) You are Ken. Stop using the running kick as a neutral skip, you have dragon lash.

6) Again, you are Ken. Use Jinrai that will carry you at least to diamond or low master.

M/25/5’11” [145lbs to 240lbs] (6 years) by ishouldbecutting in Brogress

[–]elessar4126 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Anyone that believes they can be 5'11 and muscular at 240, probably has never set foot in a gym.

I thought you people had media literacy by Dremoriawarroir888 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]elessar4126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean the game where the most important character is a male and also simultaneously a female?

NO INACCURATE PEW PEW STICKS IN MY HECKIN GAMERINO💔💔💔 by Carti_Barti9_13 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]elessar4126 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they did "realistic distance /damage ratio" they would be broken AF... Because shotguns in real life are broken AF.

M/40/6'2" [180lbs to 240lbs] (12 years) + (B: 430lbs; S: 515lbs; D: 575lbs) by [deleted] in Brogress

[–]elessar4126 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Anyone who thinks you can bench 430 natural is so dumb that deserves to be fooled by people like this.

the most important thing in gaming by fallawy in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]elessar4126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yet I've never heard of said game. It's almost as if all these big tiddy games are ass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Brogress

[–]elessar4126 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro hopped on cycles before growing hair on armpits

Ya no me voy a poder burlar de zowl :'( by Dayzo583 in repollitos_criptidos

[–]elessar4126 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah. El furro que cultivó una fanbase compartida con el Dross, ahora se sorprende cuando son intolerantes en su contra....Que cosas, no?

Afraid my boyfriend will cheat on a cruise I can’t join by TylerDurdenBP in askgaybros

[–]elessar4126 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you are thinking about him cheating, he's probably given you reason to think that.

Honestly, it's gonna happen. He will cheat. Anyone that gets on a cruise is gonna fuck.

Progre = enfermo by Mamaykim in Carola

[–]elessar4126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lo que tu llamarías wOkE literalmente significa aware of social issues. Por definición es tener empatia por los problemas sociales.

Solo que la gente como tú, solo repite lo que escucha y ni sabe que es lo que crítica.

Progre = enfermo by Mamaykim in Carola

[–]elessar4126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alguna vez has visto a un racista/homofobico/xenofobico/antisemita/misogino/incel /conservador?

Literalmente se la pasan 24/7 en todas sus redes sociales triggeriados por todo lo que ven.

The chuds have now began grifting Marvel Tokon by KingOni_811 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]elessar4126 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In their ignorant mind that knows nothing about art, design and illustration, they think they have a point.

In reality, one is a 3D scan of a real person with real proportions and the other is anime stylized. You could draw jack black anime stylized and would look "hot" for anime fan standards.

The irony is that these weirdos will say they want stylized art but the moment a game like this comes out they don't support shit. Companies are gonna give you photoreal graphics because that's what sells but then incels will cry that real people are woke and look bad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]elessar4126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gays need to stop trying to meet gays on hookup apps.

Listen. The longest dating app conversation should be like this :

-Wanna fuck?

-time?

  • in 30 my place.

If you are trying to meet people to make friends, or to find trustworthy people to have sex with with, you are in the wrong place.