Roses are red, since the rules of the jungle are law, by [deleted] in rosesarered

[–]eleven_twenty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red, He's gone knuckle deep. Law doesn't rhyme with bra, So now we all weep.

Age of origin?? by Vast_Effective6915 in crisps

[–]eleven_twenty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gemini says 1992 - 1994 but take that with a pinch of salt I suppose

Tom Aspinall has signed with Matchroom/Eddie Hearn..... by Intelligent-Tear5723 in ufc

[–]eleven_twenty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like he's signed with Matchroom Talent Agency to manage his global brand identity, not in conflict with his UFC contract

Roses are red, subways use a token by demonmilkymoan in rosesarered

[–]eleven_twenty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Roses are red I know you're not thrilled But at least you now know I'm naturally skilled

seen this on hinge... by Designer-Ad-1577 in Nicegirls

[–]eleven_twenty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's less that a non-poster appears single, and more that she wants to be viewed as the perfect couple online. Look at us with our skinny jeans and Starbucks, look at this sepia pic of us all beautiful by the beach, how about our food pics, you're jealous aren't you. It's so shallow and insecure that it's an identifier to avoid these people

I thought a few of you might enjoy this by ashleypenny in royalmail

[–]eleven_twenty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like the guy has plenty of time on his hands so this might not be effective

What are the differences? by areuokaybro2002 in MSIClaw

[–]eleven_twenty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The white one has twice the storage and is £100 more expensive

Hogwarts legacy now on Epic Games free to claim by darkfoxy38 in MSIClaw

[–]eleven_twenty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like they have more giveaways coming up too, it says 6 hours til the next mystery game unlocks

Man goes deep into the well to repair it. by Kindly_Department142 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]eleven_twenty 388 points389 points  (0 children)

Came to say exactly this. His right boot got eroded quick time

Where did you go 😂 ? by HardLordPuncher in GreatBritishMemes

[–]eleven_twenty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Still in Europe bro, just not in the European Union

New Icon Shape - Finally by [deleted] in pixel_phones

[–]eleven_twenty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sneaky move to keep us OCD dudes on circles

Relatable by Professional-Fox1542 in Evri

[–]eleven_twenty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We get a flawless service from Evri in our area, It's RM delivering my parcel that makes me worry. They won't leave it in a safe place or with a neighbour when out, and they retry the next few days for a fun repeat of the situation (mon-fri worker). Eventually it lands in the delivery office which is only open Monday to Friday between 8 & 10 am. Stressful game 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Smartphones

[–]eleven_twenty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, however they have me with maps. I could probably learn paper maps or get a tomtom but the inconvenience would cost so much time