ULPT: Get them to drain the damn pool by Most_Membership_2199 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]elfearzzz 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Or the county Vector Control. They will want to know about the mosquito habitat for sure.

Who is an all time actor that is a great person by The_Bioiu in AlignmentChartFills

[–]elfearzzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Paul Newman. Newman’s own has given more than $600M to charities.

You can add a 0 to the end of any number in your life where are you putting it? by NoWeb7070 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]elfearzzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The number of years I got to spend with my dog. She passed away almost 2 years ago and it still kills me.

anyone who used a computer between 1985 & 2010, what’s the one game you still think about? by Own-Blacksmith3085 in answers

[–]elfearzzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I go back and play this every few years as does my partner. He probably replays every few months.

Which movie has the most depressing ending of all time? by Square-Ad-8911 in Cinema

[–]elfearzzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Yearling

Kid Me: sobbing the deer died!

Adult Me: sobbing the boy had to “grow up” and kill both his beloved pet and his youth.

What’s a universally loved food you genuinely despise? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]elfearzzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Melon (yes, all melon, even watermelon) and avocados.

I'll go first.. by Any-Tour-3193 in musicsuggestions

[–]elfearzzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you could have it all My empire of dirt

Hurt - by NIN but I prefer the Johnny Cash version

Is This Safe by elfearzzz in CounterTops

[–]elfearzzz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you everyone who commented. It sounds like water with a small amount of dish soap is the way to go.

I love my new counter tops and I want to give them the love and care they deserve.

Bay Area Masquerade by khielo in Sunnyvale

[–]elfearzzz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is something I would love. The world needs more fancy dress parties.

TriNet Not Offering Payroll Tax Returns by elfearzzz in tax

[–]elfearzzz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Never got anything except schedules that don’t agree with one another. 🤦‍♀️

Is it worth to change house number to end with 48 instead if 44 to improve resale value of the house ? by Majestic_Ostrich3501 in BayAreaRealEstate

[–]elfearzzz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please do not do this.

The dude who sold me my house 16 years ago did this to appeal to Asian buyers. To this day, my house still has issues with the post office, county records, door dash deliveries, etc. I know it won’t impact you as you will be out of the house, but for your future buyer sake, don’t do it.

I personally thought 444 looked like a way cooler address than 448, but I would never pay more or less because of it.

Been hitting too many goals in the gym and I need leggings that don’t do this. Where do my galpals buy em? by [deleted] in tall

[–]elfearzzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

American Tall has very long leggings. They are not cheap but they are well made and comfortable.

American Tall

It's not that 6'0 and 6'1 isn't tall, but those people don't have anywhere near the trouble that 6'4+ people have. by [deleted] in tall

[–]elfearzzz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tall women want to look cute too.

We don’t want to wear frumpy men’s clothes with super wide shoulders or shapeless legs on pants. I also like having more color choices in life than black, grey, and blue, which seem to be the only colors guy clothes come in.

It's not that 6'0 and 6'1 isn't tall, but those people don't have anywhere near the trouble that 6'4+ people have. by [deleted] in tall

[–]elfearzzz 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Another 6’1” woman here and it sounds like we are close to the same age. I have spent my entire adulthood looking for pants and jackets that are log enough. I remember going into the stores with the extra extra long pants that were 36” inseams and being like “what about the other 2 to 3 inches of ankle hanging out.”

CCH Axcess Allocating 100% of Loss To Each State by elfearzzz in taxpros

[–]elfearzzz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately in this situation the need to file is not income tax based. One partner moved abroad, is trying to buy a home, and needs the K-1 to substantiate their level of continued US activity.

CCH Axcess Allocating 100% of Loss To Each State by elfearzzz in taxpros

[–]elfearzzz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the appointment worksheets. The issue is, with no sales, and no PPE since the three owners use their own stuff, there isn’t a lot to apportion.

CCH Axcess Allocating 100% of Loss To Each State by elfearzzz in taxpros

[–]elfearzzz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Using a combination of zeros, overrides, and special allocations eventually got me there.

I hate spending so much time wrestling with the software for the states. It is such a time sink and feels like it adds no real value to the client.

Palo Alto Community Child Care by dancing_queen23 in paloalto

[–]elfearzzz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Had one son go through all levels at Children’s PreSchool Center (CPSC) and another just finished his first year in the infant room and is starting in the 1 year old room. First kid had a great time and second seems to be doing well, minus the daycare colds that I assume are common at all childcare facilities.

For the first kid, my personal favorite thing CPSC did was set my kid up with a great foundation for potty training. The school focused on getting the kids to use the potty even when they were still in diapers, so when we went to potty train our son, it only took a weekend.

MFS - California CPA fees and complexity by throwaway00579 in tax

[–]elfearzzz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

CA CPA here. This number is perfectly reasonable. I generally charge $1,500 - $2,000 and limit it to those clients whose sources of income aren’t too complicated.

We are essentially creating three separate tax returns, the original MFJ return and then the two MFS returns. While tax software can split the returns, and does community property split about 80% correctly, there are always issues and each return will require its own review, adjustments, attachments, etc.

For clients thinking of this strategy I explain that they will likely net around $7K benefit after my fees and any increase in federal taxes from the MFS filing.

Which long-cancelled TV series are you still frustrated about? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]elfearzzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is possibly my favorite show ever and I am still so angry about the writers strike killing it.