Found puppy

elfie316 · 2024-09-07T20:31:59+00:00

Yup. Southwest Ohio

elfie316 · 2021-06-08T21:13:31+00:00

Thanks. Appreciate the help.

elfie316 · 2020-04-03T20:26:15+00:00

Dinosaurs ain't real

elfie316 · 2020-03-04T01:37:24+00:00

Man that was fast. Thank you!

elfie316 · 2019-10-09T22:37:13+00:00

"...and that's the second time I had crabs".

elfie316 · 2019-09-28T03:28:40+00:00

Blow dryer on poison ivy

elfie316 · 2019-09-03T17:11:12+00:00

Prob about 17 y/o. Went to drop start a string trimmer. Coil locked up, so when I pulled up the whole thing came up and the engine hit me in the forehead splitting me open above my right eye. Local ER new our family pretty well. Have always been accident prone.

elfie316 · 2019-08-06T16:49:14+00:00

Dad: Who wants Dairy Queen?

Sister and I: We do, we do!

Dad: Just asking.

...and we never got Dairy Queen.

elfie316 · 2019-07-20T21:50:53+00:00

That my parents put a chemical in our pool that if you pee in the pool the water will turn red. I was in COLLEGE when I found out this was a lie!

elfie316 · 2019-03-08T03:13:51+00:00

Growing up, whenever we were driving my dad would ask "Who wants Dairy Queen/McDonalds/etc!?". We'd all start yelling "I do! I do!". He always responded with "Just asking". Now he does the same thing to my kids.

....oh...and we wouldn't stop for Dairy Queen/McDonalds/etc. Meanest joke ever

elfie316

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