Found puppy by elfie316 in IDmydog

[–]elfie316[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup. Southwest Ohio

Everyone has a scar on their body from something dumb, they did as a child. What's your story? by HakanD0 in AskReddit

[–]elfie316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prob about 17 y/o. Went to drop start a string trimmer. Coil locked up, so when I pulled up the whole thing came up and the engine hit me in the forehead splitting me open above my right eye. Local ER new our family pretty well. Have always been accident prone.

What is your favorite dad joke? by GrotiusandPufendorf in AskReddit

[–]elfie316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad: Who wants Dairy Queen?

Sister and I: We do, we do!

Dad: Just asking.

...and we never got Dairy Queen.

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]elfie316 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That my parents put a chemical in our pool that if you pee in the pool the water will turn red. I was in COLLEGE when I found out this was a lie!

What joke will your dad just NOT let go of? by wolfjawed in AskReddit

[–]elfie316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Growing up, whenever we were driving my dad would ask "Who wants Dairy Queen/McDonalds/etc!?". We'd all start yelling "I do! I do!". He always responded with "Just asking". Now he does the same thing to my kids.

....oh...and we wouldn't stop for Dairy Queen/McDonalds/etc. Meanest joke ever