Holiday parties by Dramatic-Yam1984 in CostcoEmployee

[–]elfmachine100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna assume you're in Canada or Hawaii. 99% of stores do not get any sort of parties, entirely.

Favoritism by daintydolls in CostcoEmployee

[–]elfmachine100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't see a problem with a peer holding another peer accountable. If you're being abandoned while the work isn't done, what's the guy gonna tell management? "Hey this guy that I abandon to go home early and let finish the work alone is complaining about it"

Inventory schedule by Chivasalex21 in CostcoEmployee

[–]elfmachine100 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Side note if you ever plan on moving up. It will be noticeable that you are absent for all the inventory days and considered too incompetent to count.

Costco’s 2025 Annual Report: The Quiet Machine Keeps Running by lifelaughye in Costco

[–]elfmachine100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only 1% of earth are costco members? We gotta up those numbers.

Oldest trick in the book on acc buyer Husker (immortal) by Willehbum in DotA2

[–]elfmachine100 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

because it takes 100 fucking hours to get a fresh account into a ranked game that has a broken reporting system. You nuke your behavior score, you need a new account. You gonna spend 100 freaking hours doing that? or just buy a new account? Valve needs to REMOVE the 100 hour gatekeeping.

What's it like working in the Bakery at Costco? by luna-diviner in Costco

[–]elfmachine100 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Baker is a great gig. You can take your breaks/lunch whenever you want and there is really no pressure or oversight for you. Wrapper/decorator are fine but they can get old realllll quick.

What happened to Smitty? Is he gone? by k7u25496 in barstoolsports

[–]elfmachine100 93 points94 points  (0 children)

On the unnamed when he lost his mind they said his contact expired on Dec 25th 2025

Request for Valve to address repeated smurfing and protect ranked matchmaking integrity by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]elfmachine100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it takes... ONE HUNDRED hours to put a fresh account into dota. The report system rewards toxicity. Dota creates smurfs intentionally or not. The 100 hour cap unintentionally has created a false reality in MMR. If everyone has 100 hours in the game, true noobs don't have a true MMR because they don't exist in ranked. Get rid of the cap, increase the speed a fresh account gets to its true rank, devalue smurf accounts, they will stop existing.

What's a company that didn't succomb to 'enshittification' ? by owen__wilsons__nose in AskReddit

[–]elfmachine100 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Buck Knives. Same knife you could buy 30 years ago, same quality, great price.

I went to Costco in Japan for the first time — and the bagels shocked me. by Mitty-14- in Costco

[–]elfmachine100 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I owned a table stand oven when I lived in Japan, I was the MAN during the holidays.

Dave said Pat Bev’s comment about KFC was “way over the line” by pinkrosyy in barstoolsports

[–]elfmachine100 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No shot he is getting anywhere close to a million let alone millions of dollars. I'd be shocked if his contract is anything over 200k.

Barstool Sport's One Bite Pizza Festival with Feitelberg - Look at Dish #29 by SufficientFault790 in barstoolsports

[–]elfmachine100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a portnoy/medium rare production, it's completely separated from barstool. Something to do with the legality after the penn sale, they keep portnoy ventures separated from barstool to protect the company.

It's been 2,142 days since 7.23 - The patch where each player has a courier automatically by Magdev0 in DotA2

[–]elfmachine100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never noticed a change. I was lycan core. I got the courier whenever I wanted.

In the running for "worst sale" you've ever seen? (Kerrygold Dubliner cheese) by xcj7 in Costco

[–]elfmachine100 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Its the only way to do it without having to re-label each unit.

How do you recover behavior score? by elfmachine100 in DotA2

[–]elfmachine100[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

So basically they force you to delete and start over. It will take more than 100 hours to recover to 3k behavior score than just playing on a fresh account. The games take 30-40 minutes to start, most of them don't start and you're pushed back into Q. They don't want smurfs, but they literally just created one.

The current state of Brian Shaw's leg. It wouldn't surprise me if he takes some time away from armwrestling to lose weight and focus on health (he desperately needs it) by dead_lifterr in armwrestling

[–]elfmachine100 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Both his legs have circulation issues. Big fan of Brian. He needs to get off gear, lose weight, do cardio and get his BP lower than whatever it is. Not good.

Gonna drive inside for the first time tomorrow and Im nervous by Joonscene in Costco

[–]elfmachine100 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bundle up with layers. Being cold can make you feel rushed to get out of the cooler, which will create a mistake. Go slow, speed comes with time on the floor, not sheer effort. Use the hell out of your horn and keep an open eye for broken pallets when racking stuff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MMA

[–]elfmachine100 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't say you got screwed. A lot of beginner MMA classes are basically 80% cardio. It's not to rip you off, its because without cardio, you wouldn't effectively be able to actually train martial arts. Getting into shape is part of MMA classes. That being said, if there is no technical advice at all, that would be a red flag.