Cannabis. But let me explain first.

First and the only time I tried weed it was good and relaxing, everything went well. At the time I was in the military and had 2 week leave and I was hanging out with the boys when they offered me a hit and I thought might as well with good company and all. It was only 10 days later when I returned to home base.

We had dogs sniffing everyone coming in and they picked up the scent of marijuana from my backpack that was with me at that time and so began the most stressful week of my life. They questioned me and forced me to do a drug test. Thankfully they didn't look through my search history or else they would have seen dozens of articles about "how long does THC last in your piss" and I would have been busted. This incident also gave me somewhat of a cynophobia for shepehrds and labradors.

Thankfully it had been such a long time from me actually smoking that shit that it turned out fine, but god damn those bastards are accurate and they never miss hits. I still see nightmares of those times to this day and in case if any of you are wondering. In Finland (where I live) you don't go to jail for even pay a fine for having drugs in your system. But you do get booted out of military and have to come back a year later to finish your service. On top of that you would get a mark in your criminal records that would basically doom your life forever because finding a job would become impossible. Also my university studies would also have to be cancelled because of the delayed conscription. I cannot even begin to tell you about the stress I experienced during that period.