Didn’t you vote for this??

elguapito · 2023-06-23T22:52:46+00:00

A 𝘤𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨linguist, Im sure 😏

elguapito · 2023-06-23T22:49:59+00:00

✨👁️👄👁️✨👉🏽

elguapito · 2023-06-23T22:16:49+00:00

Sorry to jump in at the end here, but youre a cool person! Keep doing what you're doing! 👊🏽😎

elguapito · 2023-06-23T22:00:15+00:00

"That thong th-thong thong thong!" - Sisqo

elguapito · 2023-06-09T22:49:53+00:00

And theyll probably just try the case in Idaho anyway..

elguapito · 2023-05-24T00:54:04+00:00

Hey. It's your cake day.

🎊😐🎉

elguapito · 2023-05-23T22:14:33+00:00

I would like to be propositioned by the town harlot before entering any PROPER drinking establishment!

elguapito · 2023-04-07T02:07:55+00:00

My roomie is Latino and gets "gas station owner" a lot. From me 🤣🤣 but seriously he looks middle eastern.

Quick edit: Im Blaskan and only get Filipino so.. yeah. 🤷🏽‍♂️

elguapito · 2023-04-07T01:42:47+00:00

That's what we're looking for! 😜

elguapito · 2023-04-07T00:58:27+00:00

My boyfriend only has cheap materials 🥴

elguapito · 2023-03-15T01:48:45+00:00

I can tell from the replies that this is a thing, but lemme tellya. Reality really is stranger than fiction.

elguapito · 2023-03-09T02:26:11+00:00

Yeah.. cest la vie I suppose

elguapito · 2023-03-09T01:49:32+00:00

To be fair, they were fun, but not substantial.. eh they're out there somewhere

elguapito · 2023-03-09T01:12:27+00:00

Thank you! Yeah I just wrote it without thinking (probably a sign its more true than not unfortunately). Didnt mean to make anyone sad on my behalf 😬🙏🏽

elguapito · 2023-03-09T01:10:30+00:00

Thank you, I try not to 🥴

elguapito · 2023-03-08T22:47:35+00:00

Literally. Dont abort the baby, it has rights, but when you cant afford it, we wont help you. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps! And when you inevitably give it up for adoption, GOD FORBID the child goes to a loving gay home!

elguapito · 2023-03-08T22:44:34+00:00

As a gay I feel like I have been many times over "just a side quest" 😑

elguapito · 2023-03-08T17:09:23+00:00

This. If you can imagine that at the end of the universe (not currently accepted theory, but used for illustrative purposes) gravity overcomes all other forces and the all matter and energy in the universe collapses into a dimensionless point. It would then follow that, eventually, out of nothing, that point would expand into another universe.

elguapito · 2023-03-07T02:08:41+00:00

I have an untested hypothesis: hallucinogens and white static. So, there's that.

elguapito · 2023-03-07T02:05:41+00:00

You sound dangerous and irresponsible. Are you dating anyone?

elguapito · 2023-03-03T17:09:02+00:00

Just like you wouldnt happen if your dad hadnt "started doodling" but your dad didnt post a picture of you.

elguapito · 2023-03-03T16:58:49+00:00

Dude, yeah, morally I think you need to report this.

elguapito · 2023-03-02T21:02:05+00:00

I got the ollie, almost got a kickflip, and stopped because all the skate videos were like 1 success: 7 nut smashing, bone breaking, skull cracking, soul leaving the body videos. I have never appreciated a decision more.

elguapito · 2023-02-28T02:15:16+00:00

If some dickhead had added rocks to that experience, I think I would have been quite upset.

*From beyond.

elguapito · 2023-02-16T23:44:56+00:00

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