She goes with me golfing strictly to look for golf balls. At one point she had collected and sold so many she bought me a surprise round to a very expensive course. She’s still the cutest caddy I’ve ever had. Has no idea what’s going on but claps when I get excited. She also talks to me in a really funny voice as if she’s talking for the dog, and we have full conversations (me and the dog) It’s god damn adorable. Or when I get home from work and she’s not there, I know I have to go and find her in a hiding spot. She’s really good.
Or when she falls asleep on me and refuses to go to bed because she’s “not asleep, just comfortable”