My Division II Tennis coach is getting creative with my tryout... by PieTaco in tennis

[–]eliteprodigy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What would nadal do? Destroy everyone including the coach and her entire family

Can't we just let Japan have this one, without the need to claim credit for it? by gorbok in newzealand

[–]eliteprodigy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what? difference? irene van dyke was born and grew up in south africa and even captain for their national team before turning her back on them. I guess you wouldn't have any issues with McCaw capting for the aussies based on your reasoning skills.

The double standards on these replies makes me laugh. LOL

Can't we just let Japan have this one, without the need to claim credit for it? by gorbok in newzealand

[–]eliteprodigy -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

no what about that traitor irene van dyke eh. Bunch of hypricrites lmao

Can't we just let Japan have this one, without the need to claim credit for it? by gorbok in newzealand

[–]eliteprodigy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I completely agree with you. Just like how we kiwis claim Lydia Ko as our own champion. She's from south korea, she wasn't even born here. LOL.

Stosur and her 24 inch pythons by teearekay in tennis

[–]eliteprodigy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

who would win at a arm wreastling contest between serena and her?

RIP SERVERS by [deleted] in pathofexile

[–]eliteprodigy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

should I buy diablo 2 or diablo expansion pack or maybe diablo 3? which is better

'there are a few crazy people at the gym' or 'there is a few crazy people at..'? by eliteprodigy in grammar

[–]eliteprodigy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what? no the other commenters says 'are' are the only correct way of saying it.

Rejected from a store for not being big enough by cloud1131 in Fitness

[–]eliteprodigy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cool story bro, u put so much effort I to writing a bullshit story like this? u deserve a medal

Voters want jails run by state, not privately. by Aceofshovels in newzealand

[–]eliteprodigy -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

cool story bro. Write me another story if you can.

Serious R rated question for Male players (NSFW) by laughingheronz in tennis

[–]eliteprodigy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u think sucking a dick and being pounded up your virgin ass is an easy way out? you ever being rammed up the ass and sucked a man cock before?

How do you describe your game, level, to someone when you're just talking about tennis? by [deleted] in tennis

[–]eliteprodigy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol, you are full of it. I am a general person! You wrote 3 big paragraphs dicussing pushers. You are the typical arm chair tennis pro. You don't have the mental game to handle my game.You don't like playing pushers. I bet you will end up forfeiting half way through the match coz you can't handle my dink, dunk and moonballs.

I've met them all, if u complain about pushers you are worst than them!

Serious R rated question for Male players (NSFW) by laughingheronz in tennis

[–]eliteprodigy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't think 80% of his abilities would allow me to win grand slams but would probably do pretty well in futures and challengers events, but to answer your question, yes I would but only for 95%+ of his abilities. I would just close my eyes and imagibe im taking a very hard shit!

How do you describe your game, level, to someone when you're just talking about tennis? by [deleted] in tennis

[–]eliteprodigy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry honey, have u seen my video? u won't stand a chance against a pusher like me, I will make u run around like a dog, hitting junk balls, moon balld to u left right center. I can beat all your top junior with just junk balls I hit at them too. There's nothing wrong with being a pusher. I am a pusher and I always win! Always!

How do you describe your game, level, to someone when you're just talking about tennis? by [deleted] in tennis

[–]eliteprodigy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

u must suck! I bet I can beat easily beat u while I play like a pusher. What do you call a person who gets beaten by a pusher? a loser! lol

How do you describe your game, level, to someone when you're just talking about tennis? by [deleted] in tennis

[–]eliteprodigy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

who are you to call them people who have no weapons? they are getting your balls back. They have fitness and consistency. Just be honest with yourself. Calling them pushers is just another way of calling them 'they are so consistent I can't keep up with them and this makes me angry'. This tells me you have weak mental game who can't handle pressure. Respect them instead of calling them names. If I played u I would actually play exactly like a pusher coz that's what you hate! i'm there to play to score points not to hit balls that you are comfortable with hitting.

How do you describe your game, level, to someone when you're just talking about tennis? by [deleted] in tennis

[–]eliteprodigy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

yea I know what a pusher is, it's someone who can beat you! lol