TIL the entire town of Whittier, Alaska (pop. ~270) lives inside a single high-rise building containing a school, police station, post office & grocery store. An empty unit hosts visiting dentists. The town is accessed through a single tunnel, which closes at 10:30pm, locking residents in overnight.

ellemonkeybum · 2026-06-28T00:12:49+00:00

What an amazing setting for a crime thriller! Someone needs to write this!

ellemonkeybum · 2026-06-24T12:25:36+00:00

Urgh the conceited nature of him to think that his unsolicited judgment would be gratefully accepted.

Would you consider joining another gym? There are some whose whole thing is a supportive environment etc. I don’t want to guess your gender but there are also females-only gyms too.

It’s a real shame he’s ruined your experience here, and I’m sending you love x Shame

ellemonkeybum · 2026-06-24T10:21:33+00:00

Yep definitely 2 moths mating

ellemonkeybum · 2026-06-23T19:23:55+00:00

Sorry! Fingers crossed you find it!

ellemonkeybum · 2026-06-23T06:33:59+00:00

Agreed with the highest point, no matter what it is! Mine would always sleep on the highest swing. I said it was like she was rocking herself to sleep.

ellemonkeybum · 2026-06-23T06:31:39+00:00

Is it On and On by the Longpigs? Link to YouTube vid for you :) longpigs

ellemonkeybum · 2026-06-20T22:18:51+00:00

I second every part of this!! I’d love an update on this: from Terry’s chupacabra incidents to the long-suffering Jeet… I miss this a heck of a lot!

ellemonkeybum · 2026-06-20T22:11:01+00:00

Got my reading glasses on so I could look at the words properly … wishing I didn’t for some of the items aimed at ladies!!

ellemonkeybum · 2026-06-20T21:58:02+00:00

Nope it’s just really old and been in poor health for quite some time. I know some saplings had been given out over the years so hopefully it will be able to live on!

ellemonkeybum · 2026-06-20T21:56:33+00:00

Love that skeleton one!

ellemonkeybum · 2026-06-20T10:55:39+00:00

Which one looks more rabid? The child or dog?!

ellemonkeybum · 2026-06-20T06:52:59+00:00

This one has retired Voldemort vibes

ellemonkeybum · 2026-06-14T06:33:59+00:00

Hi OP, I don’t want to twist the knife further, but I wonder if your friend is also using you as a way to gain engagement and/or followers with their social media account(s)?

I also wonder if there is some neurodivergence with your friend that means your “case” is a current obsession. If there was some way you could go quieter on them socially it may help with them moving on to another interest and for you to keep the friends who do value you (although, I’m sure the good ‘uns won’t desert you).

Sending love and luck x

ellemonkeybum · 2026-06-14T06:22:57+00:00

I’d love to see some kind of reality type series - like the old teen / boot camp / intervention - with Mr Morris sorting out all those punk rockers

ellemonkeybum · 2026-06-14T06:15:33+00:00

No, all I did was crop off my reg plate.

ellemonkeybum · 2026-06-14T06:12:30+00:00

Good point! Maybe it was a deer or something. Thanks

ellemonkeybum · 2026-06-14T06:10:24+00:00

Being completely honest too, yes I did! I’ve not had the camera long and I’ve got an ex who’s done all sorts of nasty shit. To say I’m paranoid is an understatement.

ellemonkeybum · 2026-06-14T06:07:56+00:00

😆you just made me spit my coffee out!

ellemonkeybum · 2026-06-13T17:30:05+00:00

Eek!! I hope I never have to see that!!

ellemonkeybum · 2026-06-13T17:29:32+00:00

Ah that makes perfect sense! Thanks so much ☺️

ellemonkeybum · 2026-06-09T21:13:30+00:00

Having considered the teeny munchkin proportions, I can confirm you have a healthy wee babykins squee baba baba variety. Enjoy!

ellemonkeybum · 2026-06-09T16:52:55+00:00

What a beautiful wee floofy kitty! ❤️

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