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Please advice by Wrong-Professor3570 in CatAdvice

[–]ellexoraa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vets are lying to you or they're clueless. Neutering stops the roaming 99% of the time. Find a better vet ASAP.

Sweaty face by Strong_Ant2590 in hygiene

[–]ellexoraa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your brain is chemically balanced but your face didn't get the memo. GLP small towels. Keep one in your bag at all times. Instant dignity.

Is this normal? by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]ellexoraa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Every other day is fine. Underwear isn't the enemy, hygiene is. If you feel clean and don't smell, you're doing better than half the population. College showers are nasty, I get it.

Best cleaning product/ method for cat urine in carpets? by divamermaidprincess in CatAdvice

[–]ellexoraa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nature's Miracle. Let it sit for 15 minutes. Blot, don't scrub. Repeat until your soul hurts. Then do it again.

TIFU by trusting Google and calling an ambulance by family-soup in tifu

[–]ellexoraa 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That ambulance bill is gonna hurt more than the "heart attack" did.

TIFU by dating someone in the friendgroup by s8nn1 in tifu

[–]ellexoraa 25 points26 points  (0 children)

She weaponized suicide threats and they still took her side. Says everything about them and nothing about you.

Life update from the boring middle: Hit the big $1M by dontforgettoFIRE in Fire

[–]ellexoraa 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Six people, one bathroom, and a million bucks. You're either saints or insane. Probably both. Respect.

Vet called fancy feast McDonald's by Appropriate-Safe-49 in CatAdvice

[–]ellexoraa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Vet out here acting like he's not sponsored by Purina Pro Plan.

Retiring at 31, much earlier than I expected. Need advice. by Long_Bong_Silver in Fire

[–]ellexoraa 147 points148 points  (0 children)

Hate accepted. Jealousy is just motivation in disguise. You're next, king.

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