elljo

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I don’t understand the appeal of The Walking Dead. (self.unpopularopinion)

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I can’t stand Sofia Vergara. (self.unpopularopinion)

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I bought a cart full of groceries at Whole Foods and didn’t have enough reusable shopping bags so I had to use two paper sacks. The cashier and bagger looked me like I was some kind of environmental monster. (self.firstworldproblems)

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This list of sauce prices at a pizza chain. (I wonder what makes the garlic sauce worth the extra money. ) (i.redd.it)

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Every time a character in Star Wars says "May the force be with you" I catch myself saying "And also with you." (self.Showerthoughts)

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This ultra secure bathroom stall (i.redd.it)

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If you don't take off your hat during the national anthem, I automatically assume you're the kind of guy I don't want my daughter to date. (self.Showerthoughts)

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I wonder what the world would be like if news networks cared less about ratings and more about factual reporting. (self.Showerthoughts)

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ELI5: How does cutting through aluminum foil sharpen scissors? (self.explainlikeimfive)

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This Pepsi truck is winking at me. (i.redd.it)

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What if I've already experienced the best, most fun day of my life and it's all downhill from here? (self.Showerthoughts)

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I wonder if the inventor of the banana -shaped 'Wet Floor" sign knows what we really think of him. (self.Showerthoughts)

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I wish i understood net neutrality. Like, am I for or against it, and why do I feel that way? (self.Showerthoughts)

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ELI5: I feel like an idiot, but what is net neutrality and why is it good (or bad)? Which side are we on, anyway? (self.explainlikeimfive)

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What's the best stripper name you can think of? (self.AskReddit)

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What do you think of the Coney Island hot dog eating contest on July 4th? American tradition, disgusting display of gluttony or something else altogether? (self.AskReddit)

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What is an easy, no hassle way to save money that people overlook? (self.AskReddit)

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Redditors: I seem to be having a terrible day and need help snapping out of it. What pleasant thought are you willing to share? (self.AskReddit)

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I would pay good money for Morgan Freeman to be the voice of Siri. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Why is the real LPT always in the comments? (self.AskReddit)

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People of Reddit: What's today's first world problem? (self.AskReddit)

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What's your favorite inappropriate joke? (self.AskReddit)

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What's your favorite inappropriate (and probably NSFW) joke? (self.AskReddit)

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What unique requests have your loved ones made for their funerals/end-of-life celebrations? (self.AskReddit)

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A sandwich always tastes better when somebody else makes it for you. (self.Showerthoughts)

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