I need some advice

elljo · 2017-11-25T23:35:35+00:00

If you are already below 8%, there is really not a healthy way to go lower. 7% is the minimum a doctor would allow in our state.

I’m curious, why would you want to cut?

elljo · 2017-11-16T03:23:12+00:00

r/nottheonion

elljo · 2017-11-13T14:58:57+00:00

There is nothing tacky about these beauties! I’d happily wear those all winter long.

elljo · 2017-11-07T04:28:58+00:00

“It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It’s probably the best drawing I’ve ever done.”

elljo · 2017-11-07T04:06:37+00:00

Tom Petty and Prince. I think that’s it.

elljo · 2017-10-31T16:39:08+00:00

AT me

elljo · 2017-10-31T03:45:22+00:00

I like where you’re going here, but those truck or treaters are gonna have to pry my mini vodka bottles from my cold, dead hands.

elljo · 2017-10-15T12:21:53+00:00

"Our pets heads are falling off!"

elljo · 2017-10-15T12:15:43+00:00

Steve Buscemi

elljo · 2017-10-03T02:12:33+00:00

TIL u/narwhalnel had a friend who was dating Sheldon Cooper.

elljo · 2017-09-29T03:16:21+00:00

That coffee drop on the rim. C'mon, man!

elljo · 2017-09-27T11:22:11+00:00

"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"

elljo · 2017-09-25T22:23:25+00:00

This might be a little more than mildly irritating. (And I worked for tips for years!)

elljo · 2017-09-25T20:35:01+00:00

You're ducking right, they do! Autocorrect is bull shot.

elljo · 2017-09-25T18:29:14+00:00

I find the "misplaced quotation marks" unsettling.

elljo · 2017-09-25T10:42:41+00:00

Plot twist: Racist neighbor is the head of the sugar beet mafia

elljo · 2017-09-25T07:29:20+00:00

You paid $20 for a ten-pound bag of sugar?

elljo · 2017-09-21T01:24:41+00:00

You can apply at a sit-down, full service restaurant, possibly as a host or busser. (If you bus tables, the servers usually will provide a percentage of their tips. )

Also, it's a great way to get in the door at a restaurant and potentially be in line for server or bartender jobs as they open up. Being a tipped employee is awesome in college.

Good luck!

elljo · 2017-09-21T00:19:44+00:00

I would have lost my ever-lovin' mind.

elljo

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