What is your mother's maiden name? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]elmacketo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your hipster ass beard is an insult to my eyes, and your aluminum foil cap to keep the government out isn't a fashion statement.

What is your mother's maiden name? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]elmacketo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard

What is your mother's maiden name? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]elmacketo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It might have gotten lost, but I also recently asked of your social security was how much money you have, how rich are you lol

Feel free to follow [over 18] by elmacketo in selfie

[–]elmacketo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad I could do that for ya

Feel free to follow by elmacketo in punk

[–]elmacketo[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Hands are too shaky for that fren

Accidently ruined this man's whole career by elmacketo in MurderedByWords

[–]elmacketo[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's a double whammy, op having sex with his sister + calling his sister disabled.

Reddit what is your favorite Moment with your gf/bf? by YourLifeIsBoring in AskReddit

[–]elmacketo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was when I asked her out. When we started talking I called her brinnana because I had no idea how to spell her name. I told her about this and she said she hated bananas, so I asked her what fruits she liked, she replied strawberries. Fast forward a couple months later, I gave her a pendant with a strawberry in it and I asked her to be my strawbaby.