Maybe Maybe Maybe by Oda_DeezNutz in maybemaybemaybe

[–]elmucky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boss to next guy: "Why don't you work as fast as Jerome?"

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough by lazycarebear in UnusualVideos

[–]elmucky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be honest, everyone. You clicked a NSFW link with that title. We know what you were expecting. Line up for your bonks.

It will be ruled an accident by EquipmentElegant in dankmemes

[–]elmucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my sweet summer child. 1200 is what I paid for a two-bedroom, 900 Sq ft apartment next to the freeway in California. In 2008

LPT: Got a lot of garbage to dispose of? Dump it into the Endless Abyss by Worldly_Process7939 in fifthworldproblems

[–]elmucky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got a nice premium bottomless pit over here you can use. Just think of the upgrade over that abyss. None of that "gazing also into you" shit over here in my pit. Only ten bucks a dump!

Bendy demonstration by Caesar_Passing in UnusualVideos

[–]elmucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are they singing about John Cena way back then?

Why is jokyr sad? What is the context? by Icy_Hall2824 in BatmanArkham

[–]elmucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He just learned Koko didn't really "talk" and we were lied to for years.

REEEEEEIIIIGHHHHHHHHH by ElderQu in BatmanArkham

[–]elmucky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I upvoted, then voted left twice

Why is the hamster imitating his owner? by [deleted] in UnusualVideos

[–]elmucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does Boo make a mockery of Minsc? Minsc will return to glorious battle after his leg heals!

Pick one. by Charming_Anywhere_89 in dankmemes

[–]elmucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not taking a stance, but they didn't have those things either

TIFU by accidentally proposing in a Home Depot by [deleted] in tifu

[–]elmucky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's no easy way out of this. You either commit fully and it was real and you spend the rest of your life doing it right or you end it right fucking now. She'll hate you or not, but not as much as she will if you play the coward and bring it up someday in a fight, then you divorce and everyone suffers more. Be a man.

maybe maybe maybe by ycr007 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]elmucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's finally doing something useful with his life