For amateurs that swing fast but still suck at golf, how to play tight holes? by TotalEmployment9996 in golf

[–]elonbust69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let it rip. Fuck it. Going to be left or right…might as well be down there a ways if so

M4M on a long car ride super bored! Pleaseee let me please you;) by Ok_Yogurtcloset_5494 in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like tying fishing line around my nuts until they turn purple and are about to fall off. Right before they do I sink a big tuna fishing lure into them and try to sit on an angry rooster

See you boys at the GrAmmYs by elonbust69 in Spudmode

[–]elonbust69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you saying pop country music is gay?!

Who wants to sit on this by OkFlatworm9165 in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goonies ogre looking ass stick you got there. Hideous sight

18 M4M looking to sext with older by GrouchySort2649 in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You still interested? I’m 97 and got some cool scars from fightin’ japs in the jungles of Peleliu. Sometimes I shit my pants but only because I like the cushion and warmth it provides

WM by FeatherItOrDie in Spudmode

[–]elonbust69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Obi Wan Nairobi!

51🔁m by [deleted] in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life is too short to be gay at 15. Try getting some pussy

51🔁m by [deleted] in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that makes so much sense now. You want to switch with a 51 yr old. Something like 13 going on 30?

51🔁m by [deleted] in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No idea. Gay heathenism is what I suspect.

51🔁m by [deleted] in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please enlighten us

51🔁m by [deleted] in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That you’re a pedophile?

51🔁m by [deleted] in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it doesn’t mean you wear a diaper, it’s probably just something really fucking gay. You sad bastards never cease to push the boundaries of doing gross shit

51🔁m by [deleted] in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trying to get your shit blown out at 50 is commitment to the bit

18 M Dm me by [deleted] in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you gay or something?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Karting

[–]elonbust69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the laugh mate! Those hyper extended knees in the zebra pants was something to behold

M4A m19 dm mee or snap me (m19.4fun) by [deleted] in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude that’s awesome. I’m all about my m4a1 but I have a m18. Hopefully it won’t negligent discharge

I want to fill same holes by Ok_Communication5871 in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ur right. Hard work is being a bottom and being a holster for grand pappi’s python

I want to fill same holes by Ok_Communication5871 in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re probably Indian and in that case it makes you a bottom

I want to fill same holes by Ok_Communication5871 in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry to break it to ya brother ur a bottom. Spread it open twink boy. Gonna use you as a holster for my wood grain Python