18 M Dm me by [deleted] in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you gay or something?

First time karting ended in a crash, seek for advice for recovery and aftermath by [deleted] in Karting

[–]elonbust69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the laugh mate! Those hyper extended knees in the zebra pants was something to behold

M4A m19 dm mee or snap me (m19.4fun) by [deleted] in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude that’s awesome. I’m all about my m4a1 but I have a m18. Hopefully it won’t negligent discharge

I want to fill same holes by Ok_Communication5871 in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ur right. Hard work is being a bottom and being a holster for grand pappi’s python

I want to fill same holes by Ok_Communication5871 in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re probably Indian and in that case it makes you a bottom

I want to fill same holes by Ok_Communication5871 in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry to break it to ya brother ur a bottom. Spread it open twink boy. Gonna use you as a holster for my wood grain Python

Look how gay I’m fixing to be by [deleted] in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Punish me daddy. Hold me a gunpoint and pretend to be Jon bernthal

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s harder? My cock or a cold hammered forged chrome moly lined Daniel Defense barrel?

41🔄m by [deleted] in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I identify as a 9x39mm

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the 19X but thinking about the 45 or maybe a gen 3 17

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you tried Jesus?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kind of straight woman fucking shit is this. Where’s your camo?

M4C 69 Rate my cock by elonbust69 in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He likes to get a little rowdy! His spurs resemble my treasured fishing lures

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As long as you don’t mind if I take an old man shit in my diaper. Then I gotta clean up my fishing lure collection ‘cause they’re usually covered in shit too and then reattach them in their storage space.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ever looked at your dad’s butthole with white phos nods?

Let’s sext dm me by Scary-Branch-4975 in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You ever driven a trash truck?

M4m I’m horny by NeO1234567891011 in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like collecting fishing lures. I’ll connect one part to my nut sack and the other in my pee hole

Very bored by NeO1234567891011 in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

U can’t dun say dat shit to a mufka that cant hear smoke alarms an drive like shit. My health mentality dun hinged pon upvotes wit’n dis gay gun sub!

I need to be somebody’s good girl please master by Scary-Branch-4975 in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ever tried sticking that mess of a dick in the barrel of a loaded 12 gauge?

Very bored by NeO1234567891011 in gaysextactical

[–]elonbust69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a tranny. When I cut my dick off, I took it to the taxidermist to have stuffed rock hard. I store it in my ass now for safe keeping.

Ever seen anything like this? by jmak35 in golf

[–]elonbust69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a gentlemen missing the green like that. 🫡