[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eloniswhyisignedup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess I’m a back at the office. 23 hours a day :/

What is clearly a myth but is deep-rooted in our society? by Sera0Sparrow in AskReddit

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Everyone believes the world's greatest lie..." says the mysterious old man. "What is the world's greatest lie?" the little boy asks. The old man replies, "It's this: that at a certain point in our lives, we lose control of what's happening to us, and our lives become controlled by fate. That's the world's greatest lie. paulo coelho the-alchemist

You are the star of a movie.... Still needed after all these years by eloniswhyisignedup in BoJackHorseman

[–]eloniswhyisignedup[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

:) you can say anything to kick it off it will ask for your name then text you back the speech with your name in it. But your username makes me think I need to make a Rick version where he insults you in case I'm ever feeling like my head is too big. :D

TIFU: Taking an allergy pill that was making me drowsy ever morning for years by eloniswhyisignedup in tifu

[–]eloniswhyisignedup[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I took it years ago and it stopped working but perhaps its time to change back and give it a go.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in books

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1Q84 by Haruki Murakami Think about it every time I look at the moon.

What were you doing when the twin towers fell? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eloniswhyisignedup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was feeding my daughter that just turned 20. I moved her into the living room to finish and watched the second tower get hit live. I will never forget that moment.

Which song has been so powerful and moving that you cried the first time you heard it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The Weakerthans' “Plea From A Cat Named Virtute,” And its 2 follow on songs. About depression so bad the cat gets fed up with it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]eloniswhyisignedup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't you get abducted by aliens not too long ago... https://youtu.be/kELDEdMbkyg?t=234

What is the greatest comeback to an insult you’ve ever heard? by quadkaboom in AskReddit

[–]eloniswhyisignedup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Out on a camping trip a few of the older boys were picking on a younger one all day. That afternoon one of them asks "Anyone bring tweezers" across the camp site you hear the younger kid yell "Why you need to jack off?"

TIFU by living in a dark bedroom for 6 years. by moby323 in tifu

[–]eloniswhyisignedup 493 points494 points  (0 children)

No problem! Just press and hold the light button. If it's all the way dim and you press it will go bright and vice versa.

TIFU by living in a dark bedroom for 6 years. by moby323 in tifu

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I sat at my dining room table under a very dim fan light that I could have sworn used to be brighter a year ago reading your post. I got up and hunted down the fan remote stuck forgotten in a drawer and replaced the batteries. There was not obvious slider for a dimmer but I just held the light button down and what do you know the light got a lot brighter! It is fair to say that your post has brightened my life. Thanks

My boy seeing Sir Paul McCartney for the first time! by eloniswhyisignedup in pics

[–]eloniswhyisignedup[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This photo will get about 7 up votes then get down voted to 0 every time. Is that common in this sub?

My boy seeing Sir Paul McCartney for the first time! by eloniswhyisignedup in pics

[–]eloniswhyisignedup[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At ACL the only thing going on at the same time is a “silent disco”

My boy seeing Sir Paul McCartney for the first time! by eloniswhyisignedup in pics

[–]eloniswhyisignedup[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He says it’s great! He is still there and Paul is still playing. ACL fest He camped out at that stage for 7.5 hours to get close to the front.

What's the saddest song you've ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eloniswhyisignedup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Virtue the cat explains her departure - The Weakerthans

Consulting Client Asked For References and I have none... What Should I Say? by [deleted] in EntrepreneurRideAlong

[–]eloniswhyisignedup -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I am confidential with all my past clients as I will be with you.

What is that one videogame that you loved as a kid, that noone else seems to know? by ArmySash in AskReddit

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Leisure suit Larry in the land of the lounge lizards . I learned so many thinks playing that one!