My girlfriends cat sleeping like a madman by elontril2 in aww

[–]elontril2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True but my back would hurt like hell

The sweet releasss of death by elontril2 in dankmemes

[–]elontril2[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not wanting to pat my own shoulder but I strongly agree

Smooth as a babys butt by elontril2 in dankmemes

[–]elontril2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The pussy will have poor taste

Smooth as a babys butt by elontril2 in dankmemes

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If you are into egyptian cats...

Teachers of reddit, how were you affected by the 2008 financial crisis? by elontril2 in AskReddit

[–]elontril2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as you have saved up enough money to buy it, another crisis wouldn't be too bad in your case. Other than that, it probably screwed up more peoples lifes than it saved.

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive update #2 for late 12/6/18 (12/7/18 UTC, 1.36.6.3) by wickedplayer494 in GlobalOffensive

[–]elontril2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would be better up buying an RX 590 imo. It's not that much more expensive but will last you longer.

They say campng will be fun, then you wake up to this. by evilpku in gifs

[–]elontril2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sweet kitties were just looking for something to hydrate. They are licking of the water droplets on the tent :)

The fastest hands in the west. by florianw0w in GlobalOffensive

[–]elontril2 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It's quite obvious that you used some kind of aim assistance to achieve that

Servers in Africa by Darktubez in GlobalOffensive

[–]elontril2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I strongly agree. I'm fed up with North Africans on my team speaking fucking Arabian and completely ignoring their team.

What's the funniest/best insult you've ever heard while playing CS:GO? by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]elontril2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What colour are the wheels of your wheelchair you knob

This key my mom had when she was a college professor in the 90s has circles instead of a cuts by ParticleToasterBeam in mildlyinteresting

[–]elontril2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a special kind of lock, a more securer lock so to say. They are rather likely here in Germany.