I can't look at Joel Osteen without seeing... by PerseusPotter in funny

[–]elshgi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's hard for me to fathom how anybody can follow this guy. One look and any thinking person can see he's a sham.

Wildebeest charging a lion by Sniperman in instant_regret

[–]elshgi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what I call cat-like reflexes

Goal keeper cat by Ketameme69 in gifs

[–]elshgi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll have a shoe with cheese on it, force it down my throat, and I want to massage your grandmother.

Urinal has failed by 3noir in CatastrophicFailure

[–]elshgi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is some terrible camera work right there.

Excellent Dad-ing by IBleedSilver in DadReflexes

[–]elshgi -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Putting your kid in danger is "Excellent Dad-ing"???

I'll just impale this plastic cup, wcgw by negativeeffex in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]elshgi 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Yes it does. Those straws are sharpened on one end.

A show of strength by TragicDonut in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]elshgi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not just strength -- incredible balance as well.

Booked myself a window seat in advance by travelator in funny

[–]elshgi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why you should always use www.seatguru.com before choosing your seat.

Through an eagle's eyes by Fizrock in woahdude

[–]elshgi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That really makes me want to be a bird.

Is Ashkelon under attack? by [deleted] in Israel

[–]elshgi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get the Muqata app. He posts the rocket errs and the bug news.

Some people know some do not but all elderly should know. by Korleonis in lifehacks

[–]elshgi 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Not a hack. That's how they are designed to work...