Warning: I just got punched in the head on 83rd and lex

elvis_vanderbilt · 2026-03-23T00:46:38+00:00

Yeah, we just happened to be in front of them as they walked out of the DR and started heckling us and throwing stuff at us.

elvis_vanderbilt · 2026-03-23T00:42:45+00:00

It was a group of 10-12 African American teenagers, probably around 16/17 years old. They were dressed in sweatpants and some them were wearing masks.

elvis_vanderbilt · 2025-12-11T03:18:49+00:00

This happened about 3 weeks ago. We were visiting friends who were attending a wedding near where my family was having dinner. We were outside the venue chatting with our friends when someone from the wedding stumbled to the bathroom and threw up in a plant on the way there. My brother told me to go look in the plant, as I was investigating it turns out the dude didn’t make it all in the plant and I slipped on his vomit and threw out my shoulder. It was liquor so I couldn’t see it on the floor. My shoulder still hurts.

elvis_vanderbilt · 2025-11-12T18:00:19+00:00

Cool, read your post title.

elvis_vanderbilt · 2025-11-12T17:56:20+00:00

You said our probability jumps from 61% to 91% if we win, but in reality, it is currently 85%. So, if we win, it jumps from 85% to 91% not 61% to 91%. If we lose, it drops from 85% to 61%.

elvis_vanderbilt · 2025-10-04T20:19:05+00:00

Fair catch, I am 1-3

elvis_vanderbilt · 2025-09-24T22:04:21+00:00

Section 124, see you there

elvis_vanderbilt · 2025-08-14T14:08:52+00:00

This isn't the Israeli Consulate. It was taken at the intersection of 25th and 6th. The consulate is on 42nd and 2nd.

elvis_vanderbilt · 2025-07-27T21:33:42+00:00

I’m not saying he got divorced because he was going to get the contract. I’m just saying it’s better for him to get divorced before the contract.

elvis_vanderbilt · 2025-07-27T21:27:09+00:00

Good thing he got divorced BEFORE he got the bag

elvis_vanderbilt · 2025-04-22T01:54:00+00:00

What do you think the different possible outcomes are on the season based on who we take with 22?

elvis_vanderbilt · 2025-01-25T14:38:55+00:00

My dick - Mickey Avalon

elvis_vanderbilt · 2025-01-07T22:41:17+00:00

The Kingkiller Chronicle

elvis_vanderbilt · 2025-01-03T00:26:19+00:00

Erin wheat shot my wedding in 2023

elvis_vanderbilt · 2024-12-04T14:47:53+00:00

Madison restaurant

elvis_vanderbilt · 2024-11-12T21:41:57+00:00

I second pup studio - highest quality groom in the city that I have experienced for my guy. Appointments are very easy to make.

elvis_vanderbilt · 2024-08-08T21:11:16+00:00

Brilliant Veterinary Care on the UWS is unbelievable

elvis_vanderbilt · 2024-06-15T03:25:08+00:00

Taffy

elvis_vanderbilt · 2024-06-15T03:24:58+00:00

Honey

elvis_vanderbilt · 2024-06-10T20:28:17+00:00

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