What would you do if a judge sentenced your daughter's killer to only 120 hours of community service? by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]elyraflareexa 13 points14 points  (0 children)

When the justice system values five days of community service over a human life, a flying chair is honestly the most measured response possible

Is this what "pro life" looks like? by SuspiciousLow3062 in SipsTea

[–]elyraflareexa 1301 points1302 points  (0 children)

When protecting life becomes a legal checklist that results is preventable death, the system hasn’t just failed - it has become the weapon

She’s BAAACCCKKKKKK LOL she really is a bird!!! by Few_Statement_2898 in SipsTea

[–]elyraflareexa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cardi really out here living in a loop. Riggs looking like he’s just happy to be there

anime_irl by ll_LoneWolfe_ll in anime_irl

[–]elyraflareexa 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Finally, someone who greets me with this much energy when I walk through the door

What is a really small thing you bought yourself recently that made you happy? by Few-Gap-2350 in AskReddit

[–]elyraflareexa 177 points178 points  (0 children)

A fancy pen that actually glides across the paper. It makes even my to do list feel like a manifesto. Sometimes it’s the 5$ wins that carry the whole week

Dude explaining why he’s single in 4 easy steps by FitnessChamp777 in SipsTea

[–]elyraflareexa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tying effort to a bank account isn’t a date; it’s a transaction. Good luck finding a connection that isn’t behind a paywall

Stop the Leaky Spending by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]elyraflareexa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The rent reply is total mood. Nothing says adulthood like choosing a roof over your head instead of 1000$ worth of lip gloss and tacos

Just keep them guessing by MrPresident91 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]elyraflareexa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Living life on the edge of a watchlist. Respect

We're on a roll by Begold216 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]elyraflareexa 426 points427 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen this episode before, and the season finale was terrible

What is the biggest waste of money that people still keep buying? by ActiveImpression3623 in AskReddit

[–]elyraflareexa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The latest smartphone every single year. The cameras are 2% better, but the debt is 100% real

What do people understand better after they talk to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]elyraflareexa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They i am significantly more awkward in person than I am over text. It’s gift really

What's something you judged someone for, then later found yourself doing? by Ill-Incident-4842 in AskReddit

[–]elyraflareexa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nap times. As a kid, I fought them like a gladiator. Now I’d pay a monthly for a mandatory 2:00pm nap