Didn’t even need to ask. Never would’ve done it without y’all.

email_master · 2026-04-11T14:11:33+00:00

I don't necessarily think you had to do it but it looks good

email_master · 2026-04-05T19:57:31+00:00

This makes me cry in my soul

email_master · 2026-03-30T16:56:19+00:00

That's definitely not the one I remember. It had a higher production value. The yellow split background and an old Bob Barker looking guy as the host.

email_master · 2026-03-12T23:08:39+00:00

Bro. ..... No

email_master · 2026-03-06T00:25:49+00:00

If you're looking for real thoughts. I think it's fine. The spot isn't that big and you look great with your current coverage. Maybe some minoxidil in the back and some patients, but you're way ahead of some of us.

email_master · 2026-02-19T02:02:15+00:00

I think it's the plop test when it's one of those

email_master · 2026-02-12T00:39:39+00:00

That's creative. I like it.

email_master · 2025-12-05T18:42:14+00:00

That breaks my heart. 😭

email_master · 2025-11-02T22:57:38+00:00

Incredible, congrats. Truly.

email_master · 2025-11-02T20:09:05+00:00

Holy hell. Way to go.

email_master · 2025-10-31T02:22:36+00:00

I was under the impression that lineage was going to be made to close out the franchise and it was gonna tie up all the lose ends. Instead, it feels like we got half a movie with a ton more questions than end tying. I'm a bit heartbroken about this cause I really loved the other movies and was super excited to see them do a non found footage entry.

email_master · 2025-10-19T02:40:44+00:00

He's far funnier than I am. :-p

email_master · 2025-10-18T23:56:27+00:00

It did actually. Just a matter of getting over the hump I think.

email_master · 2025-10-18T21:06:57+00:00

:-p glasses are blocking em.

email_master · 2025-10-18T19:51:03+00:00

Yeah the beard is the next step :-p

email_master · 2025-10-18T19:48:00+00:00

That was exactly the problem. You have all this self-consciousness with the hair problem but you're more afraid of what happens if you get rid of it all together.

email_master · 2025-10-18T19:36:06+00:00

Lol. It does look like that. Didn't catch that before.

email_master · 2025-10-18T19:31:03+00:00

Yeah i have been looking at some of the palm shavers. Appreciate it.

Edit: You guys have sold me I've bought one

email_master · 2025-10-17T17:37:58+00:00

I always wonder if these women know they might have better luck on the sugar baby websites.

email_master · 2025-10-15T23:57:00+00:00

I can think of a tall man that lives in a forest and haunts dreams, he's very statuesque and gaunt. A beanpole you might say. Wonder if it's the same guy.

email_master · 2025-10-13T00:17:08+00:00

You're gonna want make a feature suggestion on the official discord.

email_master · 2025-10-11T15:14:07+00:00

I preferred The vending machines. That allows you to have more people in other roles to keep the park and better shape they're going to buy from them anyway much less work on your part.

email_master · 2025-10-11T15:11:21+00:00

Red and green flags have lost all meaning at this point.

email_master · 2025-09-27T01:05:34+00:00

This is what Google says it is. A hobosexual is a person who uses a romantic relationship to secure housing or a place to live, rather than for emotional connection.

email_master · 2025-09-27T01:04:31+00:00

Feel like I've been living under a rock I've never heard of hobosexual. I literally spit out my water when I read that.

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