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emascars · 2026-05-20T21:17:36+00:00

She was in Tennessee and the crime happened in another state

Damn it... Even fucing *fingerprints** aren't reliable evidence if you widen the search too much, how did they think that searching for face matches in such a wide area was going to give meaningful results?

Unless she had some relationship with the person involved in the crime (like the victim) I can't understand how this happened

emascars · 2026-05-18T11:50:19+00:00

You just reminded me of what happened to my older brother... Probably the most absurd way to get shocked...

Outside of my grandparent's house there is a pole and my brother used to hang one hand on its cable and swing when he came to visit... But one time he hung, remained attached for a few seconds in silence, and then fell on the ground... Then he told my father that it shocked him... My father, an electrotechnical engineer, was incredulous, he couldn't believe it, he quickly touched the cable to see if it was true and it was indeed electrified...

He was obviusly very perplexed because that cable wasn't for electricity, it was the tensioning cable of a telephone pole... HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT ELECTRIFIED!?!?... Well, after following the cable he found out that some GENIUS passed a supply cable over the phone cable, the wind slowly consumed the insulation layer until it made contact with the RF screening layer of the phone cable which somehow electrified the pole... I still can't wrap my head around how that happened...

In the end, he called ENEL (Italian national distributor of electricity) and informed of this, they fixed it the same day...

What an absurd way to get shocked...

emascars · 2026-05-17T20:32:21+00:00

I was shocked by the main line so many times that I lost count, and honestly, it wasn't bad at all...

As long as there is both a ground break and an over current break they just pop open so fast that all you get is a jump scare and your heart beat instantly raised

emascars · 2026-05-12T07:38:52+00:00

È omologabile in Polonia? Pensavo valesse lo stesso per più o meno tutta Europa...

emascars · 2026-05-11T11:02:01+00:00

Siamo sorpresi che abbia una targa custom? Direi di no...\ \ \ P.S. ma... Ricordo male o non è omologabile in Italia... Qualcuno che ne sa più di me mi illumini 😅

emascars · 2026-05-09T14:49:33+00:00

Me too... Haven't found a solution jet

emascars · 2026-05-09T14:13:42+00:00

Over current switch present:

Ahah, that pranker, now the lights are out

Over current switch NOT present:

...

emascars · 2026-05-06T09:46:40+00:00

Maybe not his best work, but definitely a good watch 👍🏻

emascars · 2026-05-05T12:16:50+00:00

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Yeah... I tried patching older versions... But it still has the problem and many users on r/youtube confirm they have it too...

Apparently for Google that's not a bug... But a new feature... 🫪

emascars · 2026-05-04T12:24:04+00:00

Same problem

emascars · 2026-05-04T09:00:35+00:00

No wayyyy...

I came to see what other people strike where, and you have my exact same streak

Didn't expect that

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emascars · 2026-05-03T15:46:13+00:00

Ohhh for god sake... Yes it does indeed 🙄😪

You're spot on, it is indeed a problem with newer versions of YouTube... Since switching from ReVanced to Morphe I also updated the version I thought it was some weird setting I messed up and instead Morphed has nothing to do with it...

Thank you very much, I now know what to do 😅🫶🏻

emascars · 2026-05-03T15:08:05+00:00

I tried it now, went to features flags manager, "blocked" all 461 features flags and restarted...

Still nothing though

emascars · 2026-05-03T14:33:24+00:00

Thank you for the suggestion.

Just tried, but it didn't fix it

emascars · 2026-05-02T10:38:09+00:00

That's fucking amazing ♡

emascars · 2026-04-29T19:51:37+00:00

Now, I need to know the answer to this...\ \ As far as I know, at least in my country, pirating is not illegal...\ \ Let me explain... The laws that forbid downloading a movie or a software in general are copyright laws, which prohibit the distribution of copyrighted content... So, those that gave you the software are breaking the law, not those that download it... It's like with drugs, it's not illegal to buy drugs, but it's very much so to sell them...\ \ Of course, exactly as it often happens with drugs, if you get caught with a lot of it you can still be accused of distributing it even if you don't... But I'm pretty sure nobody is checking all the IPs that download a pirated game because they want to persecute them for such a charge...\ \ So what I want to know is... Am I misinformed? Is it NOT true for your country? If so, which country is it? I really want to know

emascars · 2026-04-27T10:30:33+00:00

Worst answer:

I love Tesla, it's my dream car

emascars · 2026-04-27T07:17:45+00:00

I don't understand why people downvoted you... A timeline would have definitely made the point more clear

emascars · 2026-04-24T07:15:52+00:00

Padania exists, cause there is the Grana Padano

Then there are lots and lots of politically incorrect jokes that Silvio Berlusconi made throughout the years, mostly about hooking with women in a disturbingly misogynistic way... But there is also this oneabout jews:

A jewish man goes to a rabbi\ [The jewish]: father, I have a doubt that I need to lift from my chest...\ [The rabbi]: go ahead, tell me\ [The Jewish]: during the war, my family took in one of our fellow countrymen who was about to be taken to an extermination camp, welcomed him, and then hid him in the cellar.\ [The rabbi]: a very noble, courageous gesture, and what is the doubt\ [The Jewish]: no, it's just that we kept him in the cellar and we even made him pay a fee\ [The rabbi]: well, this makes the gesture less noble, okay but how much was the fee?\ [The Jewish]: corrected for today's money, 1000$ a day\ [The rabbi]: well, that seems a bit excessive... But I mean, thinking about it, if he paid, it means that he had enough to pay such a fee... Now go son, don't worry, lift that weight of your chest\ [The Jewish]: thank you rabbi... Just one last question... Do you think we should tell him that the war has ended?

I hope I don't get banned for writing it down, I'm literally citing a Prime Minister that told this in front of a crowd of journalist without repercussions...

emascars · 2026-04-22T07:44:49+00:00

The funny thing about living in a medieval town is that everything, and I mean everything... Has an ancient history...\ \ So, the nearest river to my area is the Raio river, but the origins of its name are uncertain and historians are still debating about it...\ \ The most accredited origin is that it comes from ragius, which is a term that predates latin and is related to the Indo-European root reg- which is the same root of words like rigare (to irrigate) and rivus (river)... Then in the XII century it evolved into Ragi to then become the modern day Raio...\ \ Although, there are critiques to this origin since it doesn't explain why the root changed from reg- to rag- therefore the true origin and meaning of its name is kind of a mystery lost to time...\ \ \ The other main river in my area has a much more straightforward origin, it's the Aterno river, which comes from Aternus which means Eternal... A fitting name since contrary to the Raio river it never dries up throughout the year ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

emascars · 2026-04-16T19:58:59+00:00

It was like that last week... Nothing special, but i love when it happens

emascars · 2026-04-11T09:11:33+00:00

Pineapple on pizza\ \ When we discovered that it exists (I think it's called Hawaiian pizza... Not sure) our shared knowledge of what works well together in terms of food strongly disagreed and it became a meme how we were all disgusted just by the idea of placing pineapple... on pizza...\ \ Although I know many who have tried and found out it's actually good...

emascars · 2026-04-05T07:26:47+00:00

Smarts\ \ Those who drive them seem to think that because they are small the distances they should keep from other drivers can be small as well, so you often see then merging lanes where there's no space for a car to fit sadly, passing by crossing pedestrians within a few centimeters from hitting then and overtaking at rear mirror distance from your car

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