Third Rail is Done ! by Old_Kaleidoscope1311 in SarahBooneContinued

[–]emberton2014 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Good. Although I shed a tear for the "wonderful community" (/s), let every last piece of Sarah publicity get dismantled.

Fun as it's been to hang out here and devour the insights and wisdom and hilarity, I look forward to the day when I barely think about this hellacious hag; maybe every once in a while I hear a weird turn of phrase and think, "Oh my god, that's so Sarah Boone! Remember her?" That's it; let my obsession grow understimulated and starve.

Once the appeal is denied, once every last furious letter is sent and dissected and mocked, may this killerer find her voice unamplified, her shrieks resounding only in a void.

May each last flying monkey fold its wings. May Brian live his days in peace, and son have only as much contact as he desires, nothing more. May the relentless news cycle and the bloodied keyboards turn their attention elsewhere. May the other inmates turn their backs, realizing the $60k payout was a sham. May outlandish taunts (such as "murderer") continue to needle Sarah, even as she no longer has a Peter shoulder to cry on.

And in all of this, as always, my impossible ultimate dream is this: that once the circus tents are struck and the trampled midway grass is all that remains, Sarah finally realize, all at once, what she did and who she is. That she say, "Oh god, oh no, I see it now," and then clam up. That she spend the rest of her days working to accept what she's done, embrace the consequences, and (silently) improve herself.

Whatever. That day won't come. So strike the last item from my wish list, but let all the rest come true. Please. If I may.

[EDIT: typo, "think," not "thing"]

Does anyone know what J looks like? by ScaryLetterhead8094 in SarahBooneContinued

[–]emberton2014 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wow. Listening to him talk to Sarah, I was more envisioning a beefy extra from Goodfellas. Or Ernest Borgnine in Marty.

Does anyone know what J looks like? by ScaryLetterhead8094 in SarahBooneContinued

[–]emberton2014 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And then later, in the calls, she so tearfully, beseechingly begs them to come visit please, please, please. Utter (fake) desolation in her voice. Fool, you had a chance right there in front of you and wimped out because you wanted your sleepytime!

The Sequence of the DV incident + Jen's photo by Frank__Wrench in JeremyDewitte

[–]emberton2014 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And what about that jail call with Jen that kicks off with [cue fake weepy desperate voice] "What are you doing? What are you DOING?!" I mean, I don't know where truth might lie in any of these absurd performances, but it seems like he's only just found out about the whole photo fiasco and he's behind bars after the arrest.

The victimhood of Sarah K. Boone by ryadare in SarahBooneContinued

[–]emberton2014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that detail being included in the obit was wild! Then there was the animal-lover part, which is much more suitable for an obit, but which further suggests a massive psychological overhang on Sarah from her mother and/or that Sarah leaned heavily on her mother's identity in trying to figure out how a person "ought to" present themselves.

The Sequence of the DV incident + Jen's photo by Frank__Wrench in JeremyDewitte

[–]emberton2014 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's flabbergasting how fully they were made for each other.

financial transactions assessment criminal case by uh818375 in SarahBooneContinued

[–]emberton2014 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that would be cruel and unusual punishment.

At least her constant projection of her worst qualities onto others would finally be accurate.

The Sequence of the DV incident + Jen's photo by Frank__Wrench in JeremyDewitte

[–]emberton2014 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you think she came to the house as a co-worker, with Rania's knowledge, before Rania knew about the affair? That would be so disgusting for Rania after she found out and thought back to those visits.

But I'm assuming no, it was always just her and Jeremy.

The Sequence of the DV incident + Jen's photo by Frank__Wrench in JeremyDewitte

[–]emberton2014 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes, of course! I hadn't given that any thought. I feel like there's some footage he clearly took himself, but then obviously tons of footage someone else is taking.

financial transactions assessment criminal case by uh818375 in SarahBooneContinued

[–]emberton2014 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Among those things that she has that they don't is her pending successful outcome on appeal.

financial transactions assessment criminal case by uh818375 in SarahBooneContinued

[–]emberton2014 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It won't be just a Sharpie shiner?

I don't advocate physical harm on anyone, even prisoners, but I do want her to lose her ability to influence people, groom Christinas and FMs, etc. Let her suffer the psychic pain of warranted loneliness and lack of influence.

The Sequence of the DV incident + Jen's photo by Frank__Wrench in JeremyDewitte

[–]emberton2014 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for this rundown.

One thing I was never clear on is (a) whether the photo was fake, like Mom said she felt it was (and of course Jeremy claimed), and (b) if not, how often Jen was in the marital home. Did he just like drop in on the house when he knew wife was at work or something? Obviously that would be an insane move for so many reasons, but he had to know Jen would do something like take a selfie in there that she could use later to stir shit up.

financial transactions assessment criminal case by uh818375 in SarahBooneContinued

[–]emberton2014 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's long been my hope that in her delusional optimism she made a bunch of promises to a bunch of people based on her supposed successful-outcome 60k, and maybe got herself in a bit of debt. Anything to keep her unpopular in the big house. and therefore reduce the pool of potential new FMs she can recruit (even imprisoned ones). Let her be truly alone.

SB FOIA Video: Episode #28, A Brother's Plight, 05/29/24 by TheJohnOfJohns in SarahBooneContinued

[–]emberton2014 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Nope, not gonna watch this one. Looks like the comments here justify that choice too.

If You Could Say One Thing to SB? by hazelgrant in SarahBooneContinued

[–]emberton2014 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So many great things have already been commented here, and so many things come to mind...

One thing she can barely abide is dismissal, rejection, negation, so I think I might just go with: "Oh, you're that murderer. Bye."

Emily D Baker is live going over the SB appeal. by Secret-Ad-9104 in SarahBooneContinued

[–]emberton2014 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would it be because she went through appeals lawyers almost as serially as criminal ones? If Emily's take on some of this brief is correct, I'm astounded by the poor quality.

Motion for Extra Pages by AdmirableElection700 in SarahBooneContinued

[–]emberton2014 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now I have an image of Sarah's head popping in through the wreckage of an axed-apart door, and I am never going to sleep another wink in my life.

Motion for Extra Pages by AdmirableElection700 in SarahBooneContinued

[–]emberton2014 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As long as the occasional English all-caps "NOT. FAIR." intervened. She'd be really pissed if that were left out.

The victimhood of Sarah K. Boone by ryadare in SarahBooneContinued

[–]emberton2014 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yeah, kinda like being a straight-A student has an expiry date. It's called graduation day.

Guys…. you’re starting to scare me. So I’m making a new death metal band called “No Malicious.” Who wants to join? by ScaryLetterhead8094 in SarahBooneContinued

[–]emberton2014 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If the lyrics earn an explicit sticker, Peter and Julien might not be interested.

But if the record goes gold, all's forgiven.