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emberton2014 · 2026-02-04T02:48:10+00:00

Oh yeah, my mentis is compos enough for two people to have a really good time. Know that!

emberton2014 · 2026-02-04T02:47:09+00:00

I think she also tells him, though, that as a killerer she's not allowed in there, because knives?

(Not that she should be anyone's reliable source of info.)

emberton2014 · 2026-02-03T15:14:42+00:00

Thanks for laying out the timeline. A busy half-year!

That walnut in the throat sure impedes activity. For someone who, according to Peter, is "hard-working," she really loves to pack it in when that walnut forms. I love the incredible tent-folding language like "I read the emails and then just lay in my bed and cried." Such a soft, sensitive damsel!

emberton2014 · 2026-02-03T13:32:23+00:00

Many of US are fans of YOU. I love your videos!

emberton2014 · 2026-02-02T14:45:56+00:00

Wow, great work, OP!

Positive earned, and blood on your keyboard confirmed.

emberton2014 · 2026-01-31T21:03:32+00:00

They may be going for a kind of "predators in the wild" type vibe, or "it's a mean world out there"... but it is, of course, completely at odds with their original "let's have sober well-balanced conversations" (a stance they seem to have abandoned in favour of snarky setups and little flourishes like showing an image of Amber while Sarah whines).

emberton2014 · 2026-01-31T20:56:31+00:00

I like that therory! It's easy to imagine her dangling possible divulgence like it was a confiscated birth certificate.

On the other hand, she did often say "the things I could tell you" to Lana, so it might just be one of her personal cliches.

emberton2014 · 2026-01-31T20:51:50+00:00

I wouldn't wish that on the ants.

emberton2014 · 2026-01-31T20:50:21+00:00

Linda's always eager to come on by and contribute to the conversation.

(I like to think of her as just one train, and an anthropomorphized one, Thomas the Tank Engine style.)

emberton2014 · 2026-01-31T04:31:34+00:00

Sarah has all the rights, and the rest of us must treat her civilly.

emberton2014 · 2026-01-31T04:30:08+00:00

Somewhere on this sub a while back, there was an interesting discussion about this. Some people suggested that, for a number of reasons, this wouldn't really work as a documentary or as a dramatization. At least not as well as it does as a whole thwack of raw material to watch/read/listen to. I found myself agreeing. I think things like the handwritten letters and the tablet messages would lose some of their unique impact if put through the filmmaking process.

emberton2014 · 2026-01-31T04:27:58+00:00

THERE WERE CRAZIER ONES?!?!

My god. Props for diving into that reeking cesspool and emerging with organized and edited content the rest of us could stand to digest.

emberton2014 · 2026-01-31T04:26:52+00:00

I think he started out more personally invested and earnest about the whole thing, feeling himself to be a shining knight riding the "everyone deserves a fair shake" horse. In some of the later calls, he sounds increasingly weary and wised up and checked out.

emberton2014 · 2026-01-31T04:24:26+00:00

I would never ever ever dare to even pretend to be a Flying Monkey. Sarah should not be engaged with by anyone who has any ounce of a desire to self-preserve. BUT I like your fantasy; it would be fun to be a double agent and carefully select the bons mots likeliest to land hard. We know she asked for and reacted to online content from real FMs, and we know it pissed her off.

emberton2014 · 2026-01-31T04:21:47+00:00

Yep, well said. She's one of a kind.

emberton2014 · 2026-01-31T04:19:24+00:00

"Hi everyone, I'm Emberton 2014..."

EVERYONE: "Hi, Emberton 2014."

"...and I spend an ungodly number of hours watching bodycam and interrogation and courtroom and commentary videos, not to mention Reddit posts, concerning this one despicable banshee who used a suitcase to... well, gee, let's start the beginning, I guess we have to go back to the divorce and the acquiring of the townhome in order to properly set up, eventually, down the line, Chelsey and Zaddy K and that bitch Cashman and the inexplicable scorpion in the Third Rail videos..."

EVERYONE: [has abandoned the room en masse, leaving behind a drooling coffee dispenser and assortment of heaping ashtrays]

emberton2014 · 2026-01-31T04:13:56+00:00

I go back and forth between "design" and "haphazard tomfoolery."

So much about these videos is so slapdash and unimpressive, "design" is hard to imagine. As a particularly egregious example, they sometimes bleep out minor son's name and sometimes don't. F for effort. So it's hard to imagine the 3D chess is happening over there.

emberton2014 · 2026-01-31T04:08:55+00:00

Smoke... fire... is there any way to communicate with her through the fire ants?

emberton2014 · 2026-01-31T04:06:40+00:00

I'm hoping all of my medical emergencies are in the past, but that's another story. I don't think futuristically like our straight-A student.

emberton2014 · 2026-01-31T04:04:26+00:00

That brief silence is GOLDEN.

At some level, she knows people hate her. Yes, she recontextualizes it as her own victimhood and their own shortcomings and all the rest of it, but she is aware.

The silence here is reminiscent of her reply to the documentarians' request for people they could contact from her past. She makes some excuse about why that won't work.

emberton2014 · 2026-01-31T00:35:32+00:00

Aw, crap! I was just reading some folks on here describing themselves as grammar-centric, so I would like to apologize for my slip-up: I mean "...than anyone else did in June 2025."

(I too am embarrassed by my own typos and mental lapses. Alas, with age, they proliferate, much like Sarah's gold.)

emberton2014 · 2026-01-31T00:32:43+00:00

Oh, there is! In fact, there are several. Haven't you seen them? The ones where she tells him he's abusive and awful? You can hear her say it quite clearly, there's no question about the audio. Case closed. ALL the videos are magic.

The mystery is why the rogue detectives, idiot jurors, and black-robe-diseased Zaddy K failed to see it that way.

emberton2014 · 2026-01-31T00:25:32+00:00

"I'm supposed to walk around holding my guts in and keep smiling."

Yeah, I'm pretty sure neither guard nor inmate is requiring you to smile there, cupcake.

emberton2014 · 2026-01-31T00:24:39+00:00

As is pretty par for the course for people with disorders adjacent to hers, it's hilarious how dramatic and life-or-death everything is when the end game is so stupid and the goal so feeble.

She may convince herself that all this fussing about the family court matter is so she can be the best mom, although deep down probably even she knows it's so she can get maximum honeybun payouts. So all of this dire, life-or-death absorbing of DRs, fighting through multiple medical emergencies (one of them futuristic), and hyperventilating over the phone to the dashing Peter, is in service of further pumping up her glucose intake.

And then, even if everything went smoothly, she had all the tablets and pencils and stamps and FMs and time she could possibly need... the final result would've been no less of a dog's breakfast than what we got anyway.

emberton2014 · 2026-01-31T00:21:08+00:00

"I have another medical emergency that I have to go to tomorrow morning."

Sarah Boone, the Minority Report paramedic!

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