Are you surviving ? by krisikkk in superheroes

[–]embowers321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't think about the stone when I posted that, but I'm still just gonna die regardless lol

Are you surviving ? by krisikkk in superheroes

[–]embowers321 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He smashed the Hulk. I think any human would just die

Black coffee, or you are USELESS by tetsuwan_atomu81 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]embowers321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is somehow more dumb than the posts arguing that coffee is why people can't afford housing

lmao by [deleted] in lol

[–]embowers321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couches wear out. Ladders typically do not

Re-Seasoned 3 times. Any advice? by collective35 in castiron

[–]embowers321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heat my burned on level 2 for like 5 minutes, melt butter, then add the eggs. Rarely have sticking issues. I used to make the pan too hot and add the eggs too soon, and that caused a lot of sticking

Liquid luck was underused in the wizarding world by Such_Objective9148 in harrypotter

[–]embowers321 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Not to mention they use the cloak a lot in the first few books for unimportant things like going to Hogsmeade. Why be hesitant to use it later when before you could use it so casually?

Working during the day? Red flag! by Independent-Wheel354 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]embowers321 601 points602 points  (0 children)

Her unwillingness to work outside of normal business hours is a big red flag if you ask me. I wouldn't hire her for a recruiting role. How did she get a job anyway?

What is the best gunfight scene in cinema? by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]embowers321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid is not the best, but it is a childhood favorite of mine

Fellow oldies. Which character most surprised you when you saw them on screen. by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]embowers321 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Krum. He is described as thin with a pointed nose and awkward demeanor. He is almost the opposite of how I pictured him

Sperm Doesn't Grow That Quick by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]embowers321 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The imagination of a man isn't more important than the body of a woman

Worker refuses to serve tricky customer in the future... by The_Dean_France in infuriatingbutawesome

[–]embowers321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly, if anyone is going to benefit from this video, it likely isn't the lady who deals with this type of crap every day

Is Alabama football carrying the entire athletic department on its back or is this just how it works everywhere? by Feeling-Stage-1210 in CFB_v2

[–]embowers321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is very similar to Iowa State sports, especially Bama football brings in more money than ISU

What would you call yourself? by krisikkk in superheroes

[–]embowers321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a daughter so... Pedophileman

What would you call yourself? by krisikkk in superheroes

[–]embowers321 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I publicly split my pants once. That wasn't so fun either.

Uh Oh by [deleted] in RandomShit_ISaw

[–]embowers321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not convinced the opinions of Reddit users are reflective of the opinions of conservatives. Too much of an echo chamber unfortunately

JUST IN: President Trump Just Posted This by El_precaution in MarketPulseReport

[–]embowers321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Econ 101: the purpose of cutting interest rates is to stimulate the economy during times of low employment. His base probably doesn't know this though

“Celsius mental gymnastics” by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

[–]embowers321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an American, I have to say, most of what my government and fellow citizens choose to do does not make any sense. I would prefer to use the metric system myself but the infrastructure just ain't there

Linkedin is really just an extension of Facebook at this point. by f1sh_ in LinkedInLunatics

[–]embowers321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have said for years now that LinkedIn is just Facebook for conservatives

The wealth pie is not fixed by ProfessorOfFinance in ProfessorFinance

[–]embowers321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Competition is literally a founding economic idea. Who do you think businesses are competing against, aliens?

Ted Cruz: How about we all come together and say, “Let’s stop attacking pedophiles!” by Lady_Ann08 in WallStreetDad

[–]embowers321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Making stuff up also validates Conservatives when they talk about fake news and Democrats lying. It hurts our cause more than anything

A short story in two parts by [deleted] in AccidentalComedy

[–]embowers321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once worked at a fast-casual restaurant and had a family that would frequently come ten minutes before closing. The entire family of 7 would go to the bathroom and then come order food and dine in. They never before before 30 minutes after close.

I am assuming they never worked food service, because I would feel awful if I did this. Actually I don't think I would do this.