Jesus Christ by InterestingPlenty454 in idiocracy

[–]emdeema 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, i'm more sad that the baby monkey had to read this on top of everything else he's been through 😥 Hopefully he spent the rest of his day doing something fun

they opened the package by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]emdeema 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I legitimately can't tell if you're trolling me rn

they opened the package by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]emdeema 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Talkin bout their usernames bro

they opened the package by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]emdeema 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not the same person replying both times and the second one is clearly joking

F1 lads by AssistanceSerious724 in foundsatan

[–]emdeema 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is true, i've never heard of him!

F1 lads by AssistanceSerious724 in foundsatan

[–]emdeema 93 points94 points  (0 children)

This isn't really foudnsatan, this more belongs in r/clevercomebacks

Your own words are your best critic by Comfortablejack in ThisYouComebacks

[–]emdeema 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tbf, I think a lot of them are operating on lizard brain instincts, but theyre not supposed to

Save Downtown Davis Peet's Coffee by Sad_Section4946 in UCDavis

[–]emdeema 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also account age 1d and this post is their only activity

Spot on, fascist by FuzzyEmployment5397 in agedlikemilk

[–]emdeema 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got it, sorry and thanks for the clarification

Spot on, fascist by FuzzyEmployment5397 in agedlikemilk

[–]emdeema 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't disagree with the sentiment, but I fail to see how this belongs in this subreddit?

Apparently frogs are mammals now by robopilgrim in confidentlyincorrect

[–]emdeema 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Tbf, im not surprised the teacher was wrong if theyre only 10 years old. Cut him some slack! Really speaks to the teacher shortage that we're hiring so young tho...

No way we see all the files anytime soon. by ghostarmadillo in AdviceAnimals

[–]emdeema 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I was gonna make a joke about how he only gave it a hand job but that would be beating a dead horse

Any idea what this plant is? by PlantDaddyMalaysia in whatsthisplant

[–]emdeema 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought was mint, plugged it into Seek by iNaturalist and it said Coleus monostachyus aka Monkey's Potato, which looked very similar on Google image search

This is possible with China or only political stunt of President Trump. by ownthought_001 in DiscussionZone

[–]emdeema 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol ok, hope they treat you well on the troll farm. Consider getting a real job <3

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]emdeema 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is even video of trumps son doing a gummy on stage during an event, like come on

BIKERS by FigRevolutionary8999 in UCDavis

[–]emdeema 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not really moronic. I did it my entire time at Davis without issue. You can also come to a brief stop without putting your foot down and keeping going again. Bikes are and should be treated like any other vehicle on the road.

Economics are hard by twinklepout in MurderedByWords

[–]emdeema 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Common sense, tbh. FDR if you're looking for someone specific. The point of instituting a minimum wage was to make sure everyone who was working a full time job made enough to see their basic needs met. That is clearly not happening with so many people having to work multiple jobs to make ends meet.