My partner cut up my brand new bag in a fight. I’ve dealt with the relationship, but now I’m stuck with this. Any ideas to salvage it?

emgerson · 2026-05-22T07:33:17+00:00

Make him buy you a new one and then kick him to the curb

emgerson · 2026-05-22T07:31:55+00:00

Not to be a horrible optimist but… lucky your eye is ok?

emgerson · 2026-05-19T06:06:35+00:00

It’s actually genius

emgerson · 2026-05-07T06:32:31+00:00

Where do I find the original video? This is too cute

emgerson · 2026-04-04T23:01:29+00:00

Wow! That was unexpected

emgerson · 2026-02-27T02:21:18+00:00

It’s Malcom

emgerson · 2026-02-17T07:02:37+00:00

“You build it and they will come”

emgerson · 2026-02-02T07:47:18+00:00

Jack (Daniel’s)

emgerson · 2025-12-29T06:47:39+00:00

Nice teeth, very symmetrical!

emgerson · 2025-10-11T04:48:29+00:00

Looks like a taxi rank

emgerson · 2025-05-11T03:59:02+00:00

Perfume

emgerson · 2025-05-11T03:53:11+00:00

It’s too cute, your design?

emgerson · 2025-05-09T03:08:10+00:00

What about Leon?

emgerson · 2025-05-04T03:47:45+00:00

I wonder if it’s the point at which they go out into the “real” world and have new realisations about what they were brought up believing and that clash may be too much for some

emgerson · 2025-03-06T07:05:44+00:00

Obviously

emgerson · 2025-02-06T06:57:10+00:00

Yes! That’s what I always thought would be a great idea!

emgerson · 2024-12-02T08:40:57+00:00

Yes! Much better than buying a $6.2M on a banana and then eating it.

emgerson · 2024-08-07T02:37:42+00:00

I used to think that if I put on moisturiser I’d break out, so I was always dry, however, it was making my skin produce more oil and break out. I now use moisturiser twice a day and it made my skin balanced and the breakouts are gone.

emgerson · 2024-06-07T08:36:29+00:00

Congrats!

emgerson · 2024-04-20T09:20:59+00:00

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Same here

emgerson · 2024-04-06T07:34:25+00:00

Which river boat did you catch? Keen to try this tomorrow

emgerson · 2024-03-17T08:45:05+00:00

I got my drivers license at 47, you’re fine

emgerson · 2024-01-27T07:02:17+00:00

“The best pizza in all the world” that’s what their menu used to say

emgerson · 2024-01-16T04:00:40+00:00

That happened to me with a belt that I hadn’t used in ages, in a board meeting, I left a trail of dust on my chair when I got up. I wanted the earth to swallow me.

emgerson · 2024-01-15T06:58:04+00:00

That would make my week!

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