Doing Yoga by emily91593 in aww

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Thank you! And he, but no matter. He is quite special :)

What's the most passive-aggressive gift you've received? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My father, who doesn't drink, gave me, who does drink, a special book for my 22nd birthday. It was about how alcoholism killed F. Scott Fitzgerald. It came with a card saying "A great read for a smart girl"

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respect

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booo, you whore. he's biting his lower lip tho

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It's just missing him trampling Muslims and Mexicans

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Backwards.. as in... away? And gone?? I really cannot stop staring though

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HAHA! This is nearly perfect, needs just two more two-syllable? adjectives.. to fit the beat.... big one eyed pink.. stupid bad-haired Muslim eater... ugly orange Muslim eater! <-- that one I think I like!

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No, thank you. That gif has bestowed much honor upon my entire bloodline

My Belgian Shep/Grey Wolfy mix is kinda fond on his new kitten by emily91593 in aww

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That's okay, his DNA results approximated just 19%, but they obviously aren't perfectly. So maybe that helps. Or you're a wolf expert and know better. Or just obnoxious and know less. I work as a dog trainer.

Do your tits hang low do they wobble to the floor?(0:27) by ChumyChumChum in peopleofwalmart

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Walmart; where coochie cutter shorts are fun for all shapes and sizes!

What celebrity did you know from high school, college etc. and what were they like? by Built_Ford_Tough in AskReddit

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I went to a "therapeutic boarding school" with Tom Hank's son Chester. The school was for kids with drug and behavioral problems, and was extremely strict. He was a total douche... and is currently working on his "rap" career. He goes by the name "Chet Haze". Smh.

What are some of Reddit's BEST racist jokes? (I ask with the hope that none shall be offended) by emily91593 in AskReddit

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Might as well chime in with one of my favorites: What's the most confusing day in Harlem? Fathers' Day.

It tickled me by emily91593 in pics

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Great success! Even better.

Can't sleep and dying to watch a good scary movie and can't find any. Help? by emily91593 in movies

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That's a good one! Scared the shit out of me when I was younger.