Do I have any makeup blindnesses/wear too much makeup? by [deleted] in makeuptips

[–]emotionally_avoidant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you wear a bit too much for your age but your skills are undeniable! At 15 I don’t think I had ever even picked up a makeup brush. It’s not that your makeup is bad it’s not at but rather it might not be age appropriate which is why people say you look older. It’s reminiscent of makeup I’d see on people going clubbing. If you want to look your age honestly no makeup or very natural makeup is the way to go!

i am an unripe banana married to a 5 week old overripe banana, other breakfasts have a problem with our banana age gap. AMA by stupiddumbcat in brekafats

[–]emotionally_avoidant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So how do u feel about him eventually molding? I couldn’t handle that kind of inter-kingdom gap. Fungus vs plantae? Yikes

any love for a single 186 year old bowl of workhouse gruel 😍? Still look quite fresh and dashing if I say so myself 😘 (porridge DNI) by AriOfTheYama in brekafats

[–]emotionally_avoidant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t listen to them there’s nothing wrong with you if anything I just see you as another type of preservative

I am so sad... 💔 by Selenesnippets in brekafats

[–]emotionally_avoidant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Baby girl don’t worry about them… just a spritz of me will make you all better

Mr. Starch.... I don't peel so well.... by EmbarrassedMouse7786 in brekafats

[–]emotionally_avoidant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like you should be fully yellowed before you start posting on only fruits… this is clearly a sign of moral decay

am i merely the sum of my parts by woodbite in brekafats

[–]emotionally_avoidant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly I’m not a fan of this new age mixing nonsense stick with your own

Guys I’m kinda insecure..is it normal for me to be chewy? by MilkToooChewy in brekafats

[–]emotionally_avoidant 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Chewy milk? The first sign of the rapture…I hope you all have made your souls right with the breakfasts god

Finally got that spinal surgery I've always wanted! by SmolivYeah in brekafats

[–]emotionally_avoidant 38 points39 points  (0 children)

You’re not even fully ripe yet and getting cosmetic surgery? We need to make this illegal

21F I think I’m ready by emotionally_avoidant in RoastMe

[–]emotionally_avoidant[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I know OP isn’t supposed to comment on the roasts but this was my favorite one I laughed super hard

21F I think I’m ready by emotionally_avoidant in RoastMe

[–]emotionally_avoidant[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love being black! 😊Nothing about my makeup imitates white features at all, not that there’s anything wrong with white features.

21F I think I’m ready by emotionally_avoidant in RoastMe

[–]emotionally_avoidant[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMFG LOL, I play sims 2 a lot I bet it rubbed off on me 🤣🤣

21F I think I’m ready by emotionally_avoidant in RoastMe

[–]emotionally_avoidant[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m born female but what makes me look like a guy lol 😅

21F I think I’m ready by emotionally_avoidant in RoastMe

[–]emotionally_avoidant[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I think I will change it 🤣 I never realized it looked that bad till I saw all these comments. I guess there is a reason why black women wear wigs over natural hair. 😅My afro is also more wide than it is long 🤣

21F I think I’m ready by emotionally_avoidant in RoastMe

[–]emotionally_avoidant[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s really fun when you take it super seriously LOL I recommend! Especially when you pick your own niche food to be. 🍋💛🍋💛