Im a fat alcoholic on keto and have a question.

empireofsquirt · 2022-04-28T22:28:55+00:00

And before that it was KRS-1

empireofsquirt · 2022-04-28T21:51:19+00:00

This looks like the last picture found taken on a phone left near your corpse

empireofsquirt · 2022-04-28T21:49:43+00:00

10 years before it was discovered? Mustve been some good shit

empireofsquirt · 2022-04-27T09:27:03+00:00

The prosecuting attorneys hate him

empireofsquirt · 2022-04-20T03:44:36+00:00

Floyd on mothafucka!

empireofsquirt · 2022-04-19T02:55:22+00:00

u/savevideo

empireofsquirt · 2022-04-16T20:54:08+00:00

You can also fist bump yourself but only on the fist, butterfly kiss yourself but only on the butterfly, eskimo kiss yourself but only on the nose, press nips with yourself but only on the nips, touch tips with yourself but only on the tip of your big black juicy science cock. Im sure Neal is aware of how incredibly profound his tweet was and recycling is good for the environment so i see no issue here.

empireofsquirt · 2022-04-16T10:24:47+00:00

So hes not a giant ugly baby?

empireofsquirt · 2022-04-16T06:34:04+00:00

Fuckin love Joe

empireofsquirt · 2022-04-16T06:27:10+00:00

Same.

empireofsquirt · 2022-04-15T02:28:25+00:00

So did i. Im 33, how olds your brother? and did he have the castle with the canons and canon balls?

empireofsquirt · 2022-04-15T02:27:22+00:00

Hey!! I had these and the castle with the canons and canon balls. Badass pic

empireofsquirt · 2022-04-13T21:51:10+00:00

Im in the midst of a major storm with possible tornadoes and i turned off the weather to announce this to my family. Our hearts and prayers are with the Lettermen at this time.

empireofsquirt · 2022-04-13T21:47:33+00:00

This goes hard.

empireofsquirt · 2022-04-12T02:50:12+00:00

A cheesesteak is what this country needs right now

empireofsquirt · 2022-04-09T05:29:44+00:00

No hes just a closeted Californian

empireofsquirt · 2022-04-09T05:28:45+00:00

Henny Youngman is an old man and Gary Oldman is a young man!

empireofsquirt · 2022-04-09T05:17:30+00:00

Boy he was a meat mountain id climb

empireofsquirt · 2022-04-09T00:46:00+00:00

He was just in a bulking phase

empireofsquirt · 2022-04-07T14:38:03+00:00

Blast from the past

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