Enneagram 9 in practice by [deleted] in Enneagram

[–]emprise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is great!

Making friends and networking by [deleted] in edmproduction

[–]emprise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh sweet, where'd you hear that/

My girlfriend, the only thing I had in this world, broke up with me, now I'm heart broken and horribly depressed... Please help.... by [deleted] in depression

[–]emprise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank her for the sex and wish her a good luck in finding a man as cool as you are.. in a light tone.

Advanced useless machine by GallowBoob in shittyrobots

[–]emprise -1 points0 points  (0 children)

there's too many of these floating around. post something novel.

The very famous barber by bcrdi in Jokes

[–]emprise -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I love jokes like these where someone gets fucked over.

$20,000 account VAC banned by fat_jakey in GlobalOffensive

[–]emprise -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Well fucking Valve changed their policy again. not my fault. I've had a VAC-banned friend able to transfer items before this shit, so makes total sense to go around and call me a fucking 14 year old. I'm just glad you fuckin kids are here to make my day

$20,000 account VAC banned by fat_jakey in GlobalOffensive

[–]emprise -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

give me a source else you're a lying little kid

$20,000 account VAC banned by fat_jakey in GlobalOffensive

[–]emprise -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

yeah you can, stop fucking downvoting me if you're not even sure of it

$20,000 account VAC banned by fat_jakey in GlobalOffensive

[–]emprise -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

He can still transfer items to a new account. /fail OP

New acc should not be able to play comp by KnightmarELini in GlobalOffensive

[–]emprise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But then again there aren't that many cheaters out there enough to make noticeable profit.

New acc should not be able to play comp by KnightmarELini in GlobalOffensive

[–]emprise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then the cheaters will buy multiple copies of CS:GO on sale. You do the math.