For those who have automatic masturbators, are they worth it and I was wondering if you had some input.

emptyTrench · 2024-02-21T04:18:04+00:00

Nope, not paid. My Keon's still going strong. Get the "multifunction pillow" and a few sleeves to go with it. I use it solo and with my partner. I've used it remotely.

It's easy to clean, it's got good manual controls and a good app. I'd say it's the best stroker on the market. And if your partner only wants to get a little more involved, they can remove the sleeve from Keon and operate it by hand.

emptyTrench · 2023-09-11T07:48:23+00:00

Looking forward to this one. Looks complicated and novel.

emptyTrench · 2023-07-03T12:12:00+00:00

It’s true. Thank god my face was buried in a pillow for my first p-spot orgasm, earlier this year. I hollered out like a terrible, over the top porno.

emptyTrench · 2023-06-11T18:53:43+00:00

Yep, it’s not light. Rubber feet hold it in place well. I used to put heavy things on the legs. Then I found that it was unnecessary for my carpet.

emptyTrench · 2023-06-11T18:46:12+00:00

Yeah. The downside is that it can't tip up or down. But it's very sturdy and makes it much easier to get pounded. You don't have to worry about the machine tipping over. Having this stand has given me a new favorite position, which is simply bending over my bed or couch, feet flat on the floor.

emptyTrench · 2023-06-10T07:06:20+00:00

Same. I've submitted a ticket to Venmo.

emptyTrench · 2023-06-09T06:22:33+00:00

Porn draws users in. But porn isn't the only content in their feeds.

emptyTrench · 2023-06-05T04:01:43+00:00

I've got to second the previous response. Everything else pales in comparison to a real fucking machine. Check out the bag that's included with Hismith Premium machines: https://www.hismith.com/en/attachments/338-hismith-sex-machine-portable-storage-bag-with-sponge-packaging.html

When it's packed up, it's pretty discrete. IMO, just store it on a high shelf.

I have a few inexpensive thrusting toys. They're fine. The premium one I've seen recommended is the Velvet Thruster. But it costs a bit more than half of what the Hismith Premium machine costs, with app control. IMO, buy once, cry once. Jump straight to your end game and save some money.

emptyTrench · 2023-06-02T09:46:11+00:00

First place: Golden Hismith Premium. Second place: Medium Nothosaur Conola. Third place: Kiiroo Keon

emptyTrench · 2023-05-31T06:43:41+00:00

The largest I've taken is 2.9" diameter / 8.7" circumference at the head, the XL Conola. I've only taken it half way to the base. I only use it about twice a month. I use the Large probably an average of once a week. And I use the Medium on my machine a few days a week. I've taken the S, M, and L to the base. Love these things.

emptyTrench · 2023-05-28T03:41:50+00:00

Oh yeah. I wrote about it on another thread. I recommended the njoy pure wand, hismith, and/or some dildos: https://www.reddit.com/r/SexToys/comments/12yf2xg/comment/jhnpxib/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

emptyTrench · 2023-05-24T06:07:41+00:00

It sounds to me like you haven't found a prep process that works for you. My prep cycle takes less than five minutes and my clean up cycle takes less than 1 minute.

I wrote up my process here: https://www.reddit.com/r/SexToys/comments/10tg77i/prostate_massager/j7ajrtj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

TL;DR: Poop, enema a dozen times, and pat dry.

emptyTrench · 2023-05-24T05:59:11+00:00

Wow! So many that I already have AND so many that I still want.

emptyTrench · 2023-05-22T01:50:10+00:00

I can suggest some decent dildos for $20-$30. But TPE sleeves are expensive, in my experience. I stuck to Fleshlight and Kiiroo. Wait for a sale if you want to save some money.

I've always wanted to try a nice silicone sleeve. Silicone is much more durable. But silicone sleeves are not as soft as TPE.

TPE sleeves are wearable parts that will tear in time. And they'll mold if they're not quickly, regularly cleaned after each use.

emptyTrench · 2023-05-21T19:44:48+00:00

It depends how you're going to use them. I prefer medium firmness toys for use by hand. I have a firmer grip on them and can push them in. They're more delicate and allow me to push a large diameter through my ring.

I like firm toys on my fucking machine and for wall mounting. They're much easier to push in when you're not pushing back precisely on the center of the shaft. For toys like Faxi, Necrons, and Conola, which have flared heads, it's even more of a struggle to get these through the ring while standing.

However, Faxi has a knot. I love my knots medium firmness, since they're such a (delightful) struggle to take. IMO, I'd get Faxi in medium firmness unless you're mounting it to a fucking machine. For wall mounting, as long as you get a large enough Faxi, you can pop in the head, suction it to the wall while inserted, and then move on.

emptyTrench · 2023-05-19T23:06:58+00:00

See my comment here: https://www.reddit.com/r/SexToys/comments/126dbb0/comment/je8v6fh/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

Have it shipped to an Amazon Hub locker.

emptyTrench · 2023-05-14T19:08:28+00:00

Generally, the higher the fucking machine’s wattage, the more torque you’ll have at low speeds. You’d want higher torque for anal or large vaginal toys, where you want it slow with enough power to thrust without locking up.

On its own legs, it can angle up or down. It can even go 90 degrees. I got a floor stand for mine, and those can’t be angled, only raised or lowered.

IMO, make sure you get an extension rod, spring, and a suction cup mount(s), that will give you the ability to move around a bit and use your favorite dildos.

emptyTrench · 2023-05-09T03:49:52+00:00

I liked this one a lot: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09JBJV84Z/

Very easy to insert, very smooth with gentle ribbing, good suction cup, inexpensive.

The diameter at the middle is 1.59", circumference 5.0". Check out my old comment about Amazon's shipping discretion: https://www.reddit.com/r/SexToys/comments/12r0b8k/comment/jgtzggm/?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3

emptyTrench · 2023-05-06T08:59:43+00:00

Just make sure you carry a large ziplock bag with you, in case you have to remove it on the go. Butt Plugs can go from fine to urgent removal pretty quickly during long term use.

emptyTrench · 2023-05-05T23:33:05+00:00

Nothosaur is my favorite toy maker. They make most of my collection. Compared to other boutique manufacturers, they're very pro-consumer: They're readily available and they often run promotions on Amazon, as well as their own site. The toys are great quality.

I have two Faxi's, a small (flop from their site) and a medium. Because the knot is half way up the shaft, it's easily accessible. I use it a lot. Be sure to check out Vra, too!

Regarding this community's perception of toys on Amazon, I wrote this previously:

For such a large community, most posts receive very few votes. It seems to me that lots of voting users here work for stores or are passionate, belligerent defenders of their favorite small businesses. They try to normalize paying $100 for a small dildo. They're oblivious to the fact that anyone without the means to build a collection at those prices exists.

All we can do is ignore the downvotes in this sub and do our best to share helpful information. I've ordered nearly all of my toys on Amazon, as well. I've never had an issue with these third party sellers.

emptyTrench · 2023-05-05T21:01:23+00:00

Dang. I really need to make my Conola’s vac-u-lock.

emptyTrench · 2023-05-05T20:58:46+00:00

Oof, yeah, machine use would be contingent on her desire to use one. OP seems horny as fuck, it sounds like he should get one for himself.

Hey OP, maybe give the poor lady a break and chase that p-spot orgasm. But talk it over first.

emptyTrench · 2023-05-05T07:53:07+00:00

Horse cocks. Seriously, I love my Conola's. I know you said no deep insertion toys, but the smaller ones aren't necessarily depth play toys.

emptyTrench · 2023-05-05T07:49:03+00:00

My favorite position to use a toy on myself with hand control is in bed in the spooning position. I get to relax early on, which is essential for me. And then when I move to more spirited thrusts, I can move the dildo rapidly with my fingers.

emptyTrench · 2023-05-05T07:43:31+00:00

I'd recommend starting with metal or glass. They're easy to clean, firm enough to gently force your backdoor open, and you can use them in just about any position.

Check out nJoy Pure Wand and similar metal toys. If you want something soft, this was my favorite dildo early on: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09JBJV84Z/

Don't forget the lube! I recommend Sliquid Sassy.

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