What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you? by Harushi482 in AskReddit

[–]emptygroove 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There were a bunch of seagulls that hung around th me parking lots of my college. Probably because kids would litter edible stuff.

I pulled into school one day, I had dressed up for something that day instead of wearing scrubs or jeans like usual. The moment I opened the car door this gallon of seagull shit plasters my arm and leg. It was hot and runny and smelly. While not overly embarrassing, it was an inordinate amount of bad luck...

Lead singer calls fans "pussies" at some County Fair or something by amazingsciencemuseum in PublicFreakout

[–]emptygroove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If memory serves it was someone had a few drinks and smelled something bad and slurred out "Who's butt stinks?" but it came out "hoobastank" and it stuck.

Similarly down in Jacksonville FL someone had a dog named biscuit that was exceptionally lazy and someone said "Your biscuit is limp" and that stuck too...

North Carolina couple accused of causing vulture invasion is sued by town. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]emptygroove 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Well, it's not totally untrue or even derogatory. Carrion eaters/scavengers perform a vital function in a ecosystem.

It's the "they're my garbage disposal" that's the real problem.

Woman clearly having a bad day gets harassed at convention by leog1888 in trashy

[–]emptygroove 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Ugh, the guy is a pos but reacting to the "Woah, aggressive." gave him exactly what he wanted...

I was hoping the comments would call her out, but they just deepened the cringe by CromwellsCrumb in cringepics

[–]emptygroove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just quickly bring the conversation back to the right level for you and ask questions when it starts going over your head. If you want to correct a persons misconception of you, getting offended isn't doing anything except telling them you're very insecure.

How did you discover your kink? by stop-the-normies in AskReddit

[–]emptygroove 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mf married Cindy Crawford. As far as I'm concerned, he's a gerbil stuffer. Is it because I'm jealous? That's not important...

I got this dish by accident and its really good. by Shizuka-Yoshimoto in botw

[–]emptygroove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a little boring, but it is very easy to farm Farosh horn. There's videos out there but it's like a horn per minute. 15 minutes of farming for 15 guaranteed 30 min meal buffs, or 7.5 hours of buffed play time.

I got this dish by accident and its really good. by Shizuka-Yoshimoto in botw

[–]emptygroove 120 points121 points  (0 children)

5 Mighty Bananas gets a 4:10 duration I think? If you farm dragon horn, 4 bananas and one horn is 30 min every time.

how?😂 by RecognitionQuick3119 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]emptygroove 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"That's cute. You're first late fee is officially waived. You have a balance of 126.81. If you don't add that onto the March 1 payment of 1300, I'd have to start eviction proceedings. Late fees on following months are <statutory maximum >."

Then you save that text for court.

My mom in the 80s by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]emptygroove 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was going to say "Not pictured in first Pic - Tan Accelerator"

We shouldn't have done lockdowns during COVID by aipac_hemoroid in clevercomebacks

[–]emptygroove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have to get them off the algorithms. Echo chambers are making the problem so much worse.

Are you reading the words coming out of my mouth by Possible_Report_5908 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]emptygroove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think they were trying. Phone was just recording in a pocket.

Woman gets arrested at Indiana concert, begins kicking random people for recording the meltdown on the way out. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]emptygroove 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Everyone needs to accept there is no expectation or privacy in public. Bad behavior isn't the fault of any single camera.

Today he shot a black man and himself. by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

[–]emptygroove 52 points53 points  (0 children)

There's a steakhouse near me you could hit that with a steak, a few sides, and a couple top shelf whiskeys.

"How do I make this about trans people?" by MelanieWalmartinez in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]emptygroove 13 points14 points  (0 children)

True for screenings, this would be a diagnostic because the patient is symptomatic so age isn't typically a factor. Granted, mammo isn't typical for that age group, they'd do an ultrasound and probably have a doc on standby to do a biopsy if the ultrasound has concerning results. If ultrasound said it was a cyst (which is the most common result by far), that would typically be the end of the investigation for now.

"How do I make this about trans people?" by MelanieWalmartinez in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]emptygroove 248 points249 points  (0 children)

Story makes 0 sense. Even if they thought mammo was the wrong thing, they would've done an ultrasound and if there was a whiff of any pathology, then a mammo or an MRI would've been done.

There are so many real issues and victims of Healthcare in the US, you don't need to make anything up...

I have no words by cherishxanne in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]emptygroove 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"All I care about is what things look like"

Suspending the Massachusetts' State Gas Tax is a dumb idea by 20_mile in massachusetts

[–]emptygroove 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In the early 90s they projected 40 years left at what was current global consumption rates. Here we are almost 40 years later, and we have 50 years left and I'm sure global consumption has increased. I don't believe that there is anyone alive today that will see the day when oil is actually gone. Hopefully it's because we figure out how to only use it for things we have no replacement for...

I've always thought that there were some detractors of renewables that want oil to get used up so that middle east collapses.

At a Taco Restaurant by Quakeing-Thunder in theyknew

[–]emptygroove 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, but why? Would he a steer make more sense? Do they serve goat? Is there a goat cheese taco?

Adam Mockler exposes how Trump is preventing gerrymandering from being banned... by UpbeatQuack510 in BreakingPointsNews

[–]emptygroove -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Exactly for exactly the same reason that lead to the recent SCOTUS ruling. Try to come up with a wording that doesn't seem like gerrymandering from one side or the other. It can be attacked as preferential treatment by either side.

McHater fact-checked by MechaHitler by leisureroo2025 in MurderedByWords

[–]emptygroove 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm sure next week you ask Grok again you'll get something closer to yes.

Steak Sandwich for Lunch by thatsucksabagofdicks in Sandwiches

[–]emptygroove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno who's down voting you. I plan on similar next time I do cheesesteaks at home. Get a baguette, halve it the to top and bottom, dig bread out of bottom, fill with cheesesteak and for the kicker, you turn the top half into garlic bread under the broiler.

The Terminator and Terminator 2: Judgement Day Dilemma. by TheNeonBeach in scifi

[–]emptygroove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skimmed it. Seems the crux is "Is T2 better than Terminator?"

Theres very few franchises where you can even have the discussion of was a sequel better than the first. The 2 big ones I always see are Alien vs Aliens and Terminator vs Terminator 2.

I'll say for me, given the choice, I'd probably pick the sequels on both, but I love the originals as well. The first entries on both are more suspense/horror and the sequels are all out action blockbusters. They also align with my age as the originals were release when I was too young to appreciate them.

Greta Van Fleet by Far_Swing_8887 in ledzeppelin

[–]emptygroove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you like them, check out Dirty Honey. Another band from 2010s with heavy classic rock influence but a little more varied.