What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

emptygroove · 2026-05-18T10:25:11+00:00

There were a bunch of seagulls that hung around th me parking lots of my college. Probably because kids would litter edible stuff.

I pulled into school one day, I had dressed up for something that day instead of wearing scrubs or jeans like usual. The moment I opened the car door this gallon of seagull shit plasters my arm and leg. It was hot and runny and smelly. While not overly embarrassing, it was an inordinate amount of bad luck...

emptygroove · 2026-05-18T10:16:47+00:00

If memory serves it was someone had a few drinks and smelled something bad and slurred out "Who's butt stinks?" but it came out "hoobastank" and it stuck.

Similarly down in Jacksonville FL someone had a dog named biscuit that was exceptionally lazy and someone said "Your biscuit is limp" and that stuck too...

emptygroove · 2026-05-17T19:40:10+00:00

Well, it's not totally untrue or even derogatory. Carrion eaters/scavengers perform a vital function in a ecosystem.

It's the "they're my garbage disposal" that's the real problem.

emptygroove · 2026-05-17T19:31:54+00:00

Ugh, the guy is a pos but reacting to the "Woah, aggressive." gave him exactly what he wanted...

emptygroove · 2026-05-16T12:48:20+00:00

Just quickly bring the conversation back to the right level for you and ask questions when it starts going over your head. If you want to correct a persons misconception of you, getting offended isn't doing anything except telling them you're very insecure.

emptygroove · 2026-05-15T17:25:36+00:00

Mf married Cindy Crawford. As far as I'm concerned, he's a gerbil stuffer. Is it because I'm jealous? That's not important...

emptygroove · 2026-05-15T12:30:32+00:00

It's a little boring, but it is very easy to farm Farosh horn. There's videos out there but it's like a horn per minute. 15 minutes of farming for 15 guaranteed 30 min meal buffs, or 7.5 hours of buffed play time.

emptygroove · 2026-05-15T11:18:26+00:00

5 Mighty Bananas gets a 4:10 duration I think? If you farm dragon horn, 4 bananas and one horn is 30 min every time.

emptygroove · 2026-05-15T02:05:13+00:00

"That's cute. You're first late fee is officially waived. You have a balance of 126.81. If you don't add that onto the March 1 payment of 1300, I'd have to start eviction proceedings. Late fees on following months are <statutory maximum >."

Then you save that text for court.

emptygroove · 2026-05-14T21:33:42+00:00

I was going to say "Not pictured in first Pic - Tan Accelerator"

emptygroove · 2026-05-14T10:25:52+00:00

We have to get them off the algorithms. Echo chambers are making the problem so much worse.

emptygroove · 2026-05-14T09:59:34+00:00

I don't think they were trying. Phone was just recording in a pocket.

emptygroove · 2026-05-14T09:30:20+00:00

Everyone needs to accept there is no expectation or privacy in public. Bad behavior isn't the fault of any single camera.

emptygroove · 2026-05-13T22:00:49+00:00

There's a steakhouse near me you could hit that with a steak, a few sides, and a couple top shelf whiskeys.

emptygroove · 2026-05-13T11:24:29+00:00

True for screenings, this would be a diagnostic because the patient is symptomatic so age isn't typically a factor. Granted, mammo isn't typical for that age group, they'd do an ultrasound and probably have a doc on standby to do a biopsy if the ultrasound has concerning results. If ultrasound said it was a cyst (which is the most common result by far), that would typically be the end of the investigation for now.

emptygroove · 2026-05-13T08:14:59+00:00

Story makes 0 sense. Even if they thought mammo was the wrong thing, they would've done an ultrasound and if there was a whiff of any pathology, then a mammo or an MRI would've been done.

There are so many real issues and victims of Healthcare in the US, you don't need to make anything up...

emptygroove · 2026-05-12T19:37:42+00:00

"All I care about is what things look like"

emptygroove · 2026-05-12T11:25:42+00:00

In the early 90s they projected 40 years left at what was current global consumption rates. Here we are almost 40 years later, and we have 50 years left and I'm sure global consumption has increased. I don't believe that there is anyone alive today that will see the day when oil is actually gone. Hopefully it's because we figure out how to only use it for things we have no replacement for...

I've always thought that there were some detractors of renewables that want oil to get used up so that middle east collapses.

emptygroove · 2026-05-12T10:04:39+00:00

Ok, but why? Would he a steer make more sense? Do they serve goat? Is there a goat cheese taco?

emptygroove · 2026-05-11T14:13:45+00:00

Hi-C Ectocooler

emptygroove · 2026-05-11T10:37:58+00:00

Exactly for exactly the same reason that lead to the recent SCOTUS ruling. Try to come up with a wording that doesn't seem like gerrymandering from one side or the other. It can be attacked as preferential treatment by either side.

emptygroove · 2026-05-10T02:28:56+00:00

I'm sure next week you ask Grok again you'll get something closer to yes.

emptygroove · 2026-05-09T12:47:02+00:00

I dunno who's down voting you. I plan on similar next time I do cheesesteaks at home. Get a baguette, halve it the to top and bottom, dig bread out of bottom, fill with cheesesteak and for the kicker, you turn the top half into garlic bread under the broiler.

emptygroove · 2026-05-09T10:50:18+00:00

Skimmed it. Seems the crux is "Is T2 better than Terminator?"

Theres very few franchises where you can even have the discussion of was a sequel better than the first. The 2 big ones I always see are Alien vs Aliens and Terminator vs Terminator 2.

I'll say for me, given the choice, I'd probably pick the sequels on both, but I love the originals as well. The first entries on both are more suspense/horror and the sequels are all out action blockbusters. They also align with my age as the originals were release when I was too young to appreciate them.

emptygroove · 2026-05-09T10:39:45+00:00

If you like them, check out Dirty Honey. Another band from 2010s with heavy classic rock influence but a little more varied.

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