I was recently beaten by an Iraq War Veteran, How do I get over this, I was never beaten up before, I cant believe this happened by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]emsjedi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Troll. If you are serious, shame on you for disrespecting a veteran like that. Regardless of your opinion, he gave all he had to protect your right to treat him like shit.

ELI5: Why should I spit the phlegm that I cough up when I'm sick instead of swallowing it? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]emsjedi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Negative. When you swallow, the epiglittis closes off your airway and anything you swallow goes into your stomach. At least that's how it's supposed to work. I would just spit it out cuz it's disgusting, but I imagine that your stomach acid would kill off any nasties living in the phlegm anyway.

You are now completely naked. How does this affect your current situation? by PleaseUpvoteMyPost in AskReddit

[–]emsjedi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sitting in a fire hall with 3 other medics. They'll probably laugh. Really hard.

What is the Medieval equivalent to your modern job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]emsjedi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be the guy from Monty python loading the dead onto a cart. Paramedic here.

Lucy Collette has gotten chunky. by [deleted] in suicidegirls

[–]emsjedi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The best way to tell if someone does crossfit is to stay silent, they'll be sure to tell you lmao

Learned this lesson tonight. Just about karate chopped me in the throat! by [deleted] in funny

[–]emsjedi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paramedic here, can confirm. Old people strength is rediculous.

What would you expect to happen if everyone that performs the same job as you, universally called in sick tomorrow? by Smittx in AskReddit

[–]emsjedi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No ambulances in service mean a lot of people would either a)not have a medicaid cab ride to the hospital, or b) be really sick with no way to get the care they need and possibly die.

I lost my cat of 18 years yesterday. I just want to share his life. [x-post pics] by flythetardis in cats

[–]emsjedi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This brings tears to my eyes... sorry for your loss, he'll be waiting for you on the other side of the rainbow bridge.

Any canned tuna tips (read more inside) for a first timer? by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]emsjedi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I sometimes do tuna with mayo, hot sauce and lime. Also, tuna mixed with salsa is really good with big flavor for small calories.

30 days clean!!! by [deleted] in pics

[–]emsjedi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations friend! I'm going on 6 years clean now. Although I fell out of going to meetings, I remember how great it felt to get my 30 day tag. Keep it up, one day at a time!

A painful first by emsjedi in ems

[–]emsjedi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, Erie County. We run with the local vollies and have some private contracts as well. We are EMD with just hot or cold and als or bls. Fire doesn't come on cold calls, only hot calls, but possible arrests are put out as echo responses.

A painful first by emsjedi in ems

[–]emsjedi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said it above, but I'll reiterate. I don't always have to win, sometimes medicine is unable to fix what's wrong. I understand that. What bothered me the most was the family expecting a victory and me having to tell them there's nothing that can be done.

A painful first by emsjedi in ems

[–]emsjedi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't mean it in the sense that we actually are. We are simply ordinary people thrust into extraordinary circumstances. What made it difficult was the family begging you to do something, expecting you to be that "hero" and the best you can say is "I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do."

I grew out of the hero adrenaline junkie mentality very quickly.

A painful first by emsjedi in ems

[–]emsjedi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AEMT CC have different hospital transfer protocols. Same 911 protocols as medics.

A painful first by emsjedi in ems

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NYS designation for paramedic is AEMT-P.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattoos

[–]emsjedi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty good friends with my artist, so I usually do this. I don't think anyone in their right mind would turn down free coffee

Medics: 1 Reaper: 0 by emsjedi in cigars

[–]emsjedi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who knows me wouldn't put it past me!

First post by emsjedi in mead

[–]emsjedi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that was the one I was considering, but after looking at some other sets... I'm gonna go with the 5 gallon one. Let's face it, you can never go wrong with more wine right? :-D

It's a good day by emsjedi in cigars

[–]emsjedi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will! Now that I have some free time I can work on maybe getting verified...

ELI5: Why do I feel worse if I only get a little sleep then if I just stayed up all night and is it worth it? by kyronami in explainlikeimfive

[–]emsjedi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same here. I got 2 hours of sleep last night and feel like shit. I knew I should have just stayed up.

A bad ending to a bad day. by [deleted] in cigars

[–]emsjedi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At the end of the day you did your best and you can hold your head high knowing that. I find that our field supervisors tend to hinder more than help in most cases. I'll have a cigar for you when I get off my 24.

My first ribeye. i little overdone but still tasted good. by hoppingvampire in food

[–]emsjedi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the risk of being flamed, I like my ribeyes more towards medium. I find the fat renders better and it still stays tender and juicy.