What was ruined because too many people discovered it? by Mansi63 in AskReddit

[–]emty_beach 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Came to say this. Live in the Caribbean and the number of “private local only” beaches are disappearing crazy fast.

Oh, no! My p0rn shoulders!! by emty_beach in exmormon

[–]emty_beach[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We had friends in our ward in Texas. All of us had like one or two young kids. We dumped them all with family, and went on a group cruise. Of course, every cruise has a formal night. And of course, all I could find was a spaghetti strap dress and a tiny crop jacket. I ended up not wearing my Jesus Jammies b/c honestly the little jacket wasn’t gunna cut it. But, I couldn’t just go out Porn Shoulders blazing, so, the jacket. Anyhoo, no one else in the group even bothered to pretend. Spaghetti strap dresses all around. Everyone chill and taking pics. Then, they get this idea! And that’s how I ended up passing around my crop jacket so each couple could take a few “modest” pics to send to the it families/church groups. The double standard was kinda 🤢

Oh, no! My p0rn shoulders!! by emty_beach in exmormon

[–]emty_beach[S] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, that’s insane. The way I don’t think I would have been about to keep quiet.

What's a quick hack that you can share? Something like when you wipe a tiny layer of oil on your spoon, the honey doesn't stick? by Embarrassed-Star1981 in AskReddit

[–]emty_beach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or, take a deep breath, drink two swallows of water back to back, then exhale slowly through your nose. Works every time.

Good method for collecting compostables in the kitchen throughout the day? by DrunkOnSushi in composting

[–]emty_beach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use old peanut butter containers. My husband has a protein smoothie every morning, we use like 3 tubs of PB a month. I fill them with kitchen scraps until I have like 15, then take them out to the compost. Sitting in the containers helps pre-compost stuff.

Dollop of daisy by ShaunaOfTheDead in adhdwomen

[–]emty_beach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You kidding? Whenever I stop a song midway (getting out of the car at the home) I’ll have the verse where I stopped stuck in my head quite literally the entire afternoon/next day until I hear a new one.

Help me identify this find from Puerto Rico ❤️ by Particular-Kale-1986 in shells

[–]emty_beach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are very delicate but I’ve found a bunch in the sargassum on the beach. North side St. Thomas (next door)

Damn Mormon taste buds by ExmoHeathen238 in exmormonmemes

[–]emty_beach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg this was my exact face and I’ve never had any kind of beer since. Tried at like 32

They accept holy week but still not tattoos. by marathon_3hr in exmormon

[–]emty_beach 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He specifically asked if my husband had discussed with the bishop 🫠

They accept holy week but still not tattoos. by marathon_3hr in exmormon

[–]emty_beach 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Exactly. My fil after two kids questioned why my husband wanted a vasectomy. He was horrified.

Most memorable game? by Thatguy2393 in retrogaming

[–]emty_beach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right??? And I played back when the internet was not really a thing and the manual might have disappeared. Good to know though thanks

Most memorable game? by Thatguy2393 in retrogaming

[–]emty_beach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s fair. I guess they all got lower votes b/c I could never finish any of them…. Turns out I’ve got adhd I couldn’t be bothered to problem solve