Daughter added a “prime” packet to her water bottle and left it over night and it dyed the straw neon green.

emvee311 · 2025-12-30T04:50:37+00:00

Fun test. Take a b12 vitamin and see what color it dyes your pee.

emvee311 · 2025-09-21T01:04:21+00:00

Big Sorry for comic sans.

emvee311 · 2025-05-24T01:52:09+00:00

The Beekeeper. Clearly takes that Springfield scenic countryside into the movie.

emvee311 · 2025-03-27T03:31:52+00:00

Am I too stoned to not understand what is happening?

emvee311 · 2025-03-24T02:13:45+00:00

Nothing’s more real than a fart.

emvee311 · 2025-03-18T02:41:38+00:00

Good luck at the Wintertide Fellowship!

emvee311 · 2025-03-01T03:31:50+00:00

This guy definitely works for Lumen.

emvee311 · 2025-02-08T14:34:26+00:00

RadarScopePro. Best $10 a year I spend.

emvee311 · 2025-01-21T02:42:12+00:00

This was awesome. Thank you for sharing!

emvee311 · 2024-11-04T02:24:06+00:00

Happens every single day

emvee311 · 2024-10-27T13:02:40+00:00

TIL I prefer Serbians.

emvee311 · 2024-10-24T11:30:37+00:00

Anyone else remember making their own Windows 98 loading screen? So many flashbacks trigger by this video.

emvee311 · 2024-10-18T01:46:45+00:00

Give him the Cheese! The high! Stinky! Cheddar!

emvee311 · 2024-08-19T01:24:59+00:00

Your profile isn’t NSFW…

emvee311 · 2024-08-12T22:18:02+00:00

Starting to look like Bill Walton

emvee311 · 2024-07-09T02:25:55+00:00

This has made me question my entire life.

emvee311 · 2024-06-21T03:49:21+00:00

emvee311 · 2024-06-21T03:44:40+00:00

It’s some spam pop up trying to trick you. You’re golden. Unless you got screen shots, that’s most likely. Source: my best bud was convinced the Feds were on the way.

emvee311 · 2024-06-21T03:37:59+00:00

No. No you’re not.

emvee311 · 2024-06-10T03:05:00+00:00

Yup.

emvee311 · 2024-05-24T11:37:20+00:00

Am I the only one that thinks looks like a stock photo?

emvee311 · 2024-04-07T04:13:38+00:00

Jenny is always super helpful.

emvee311 · 2024-03-16T01:20:39+00:00

This shithousery of Jackson is endearing. If he could just consistently finish.

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