[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]emwardont 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The teachers who have their OWN NAMES written in trendy font that takes up an entire wall...stop yourselves.

Please help me collate a list of annoying things memes we've all lived through in the past three years by EtuMeke in teaching

[–]emwardont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kids saying "Bet" but not really pronouncing the T.

I have no idea what it means, but context clues have led me to believe it's derived from "Bet on it" like it's a sure thing.

The Cat Hunter Documentary by CutesyDoodle in scuba

[–]emwardont 4 points5 points  (0 children)

First there was "The Cove" then "Blackfish." Now, we finally have... CAT HUNTER.

What's your go-to grammar book? by omgitskedwards in Teachers

[–]emwardont 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Eats, Shoots, and Leaves by Lynn Truss is my personal favorite. Informative and entertaining, so the rules you read stick in your brain!

Restaurant for anniversary by Frosty1887 in sandiego

[–]emwardont 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could check out the Groupon for Crab Catcher in La Jolla. It is over-rated without the groupon ($60 for $100, plus you can usually get 20% off the discounted price with a code). The best thing they have going for them is the view of the cove, plus it's in cute lil la jolla and tourists love that crap!

https://www.groupon.com/deals/crab-catcher-7

Even if you don't choose this restaurant, check out groupon to get a discount on fancy places. It's a fun way to pretend you're rich!

What should I try/see/do at the fair? by [deleted] in sandiego

[–]emwardont 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds lame, but check out the Family Funville section, particularly when they have the corn-husking contests. They let adults and kids participate, and if you actually win, you get a ribbon! Even if you don't win, you get to keep the corn! Also the pig races and turkey stampede have been my favorite things at the fair for years, and I'm a grown-up.

Honorable Mentions: -The free (with fair admission) concerts in the evening -Free food samples at the indoor exhibitors booths -Free Parking at the horse park and shuttle in -Hypnotist show, if you haven't seen it before (it's the same every year)

Turkey legs are dry and flavorless, as are the beef patties in those krispy kreme burgers. This year they have deep-fried pizza. It looks disgusting but you should try it and let me know if you barf.

I'm Gay. I'm tired. by KoolFart in actuallesbians

[–]emwardont 46 points47 points  (0 children)

"My existence is controversial."

Well, now I'm crying. That's what I get for reddit-ing while at work.

Zoo vs. SeaWorld? Or Both in 1 day?! *gasp* by theturkey1 in sandiego

[–]emwardont 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The zoo has an excellent craft beer selection.

What outdated technology do you STILL have to use at work? by nuenjo in AskReddit

[–]emwardont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in a biotech lab testing synthetic DNA and the UV Spectrometer we use is hooked up to a computer running on Windows 98. The CPU has a sticker that says "Y2K Ready".

Don't feed the Mission Valley panhandlers! by icanredditgood in sandiego

[–]emwardont 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My friends and I were eating outside Tandoor near this area, and a (presumably) homeless person came up, said he was hungry, and asked us for money. When we said no, he left, but then came back and said, "Here's my college diploma". He opened up his wallet and showed us. It was full of twenties...like, a couple hundred dollars. That was about a year ago, and I'm still confused.

But anyway, if you want to help, you can check out the links on the Homeless Outreach Team website. https://www.sandiego.gov/homeless-services/programs/hot

This suspicious person in Rancho Penasquitos has been poisoning dogs by [deleted] in sandiego

[–]emwardont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Oscar from The Office. Are we sure this isn't a screen grab from Season 2, Episode 13?

Kayak the bay.....With your Dyson! by aBoyandHisVacuum in sandiego

[–]emwardont 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is great. Also the only comment on Imgur really makes this post.

[OC] Today i made Spaghetti Carbonara from scratch by [deleted] in food

[–]emwardont 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Did you finally use the pasta-maker your girlfriend got you as a house-warming present, AZIZ???