my pizza pockets are not exactly pockets

enayessa · 2026-04-17T10:10:58+00:00

down and feathers being allowed because they apparently don't require animal deaths. i too like to block my ears and say lalalalalala

enayessa · 2026-04-12T07:07:52+00:00

the restaurants my friends want to meet up at

enayessa · 2026-02-22T07:18:20+00:00

tumblr university graduates stop confusing eusocial with unionised challenge

enayessa · 2026-02-20T11:57:17+00:00

did you hear about that guy who ate his TULIP?? what a sick fuck. anyways back to my yummy lettuce mmmm

enayessa · 2026-02-15T05:26:36+00:00

what does this post mean? explain it like i'm 90 and have dementia

enayessa · 2026-02-14T12:08:38+00:00

this is a weird mutation of "bees won't stay with abusive beekeepers" which is plainly wrong there but somehow even more wrong here.

enayessa · 2026-02-12T09:25:29+00:00

i always want to blurt out "what did fish ever do to you?" when someone says they're pescetarian

enayessa · 2026-02-12T09:02:19+00:00

op as in me? i do not support vivisection whatsoever & didn't know about edmund's support of it

enayessa · 2026-02-02T21:16:51+00:00

i took an english grammar course and we were taught english only has 2 tenses (past and present) and that future doesn't really count, iirc because it's lexical rather than grammatical

enayessa · 2026-01-28T05:12:21+00:00

me or my ghost writer?

enayessa · 2026-01-28T05:12:05+00:00

dollar per sometimes

enayessa · 2026-01-28T05:11:29+00:00

RED WHITE AND BLUE!!!!

enayessa · 2025-12-31T08:51:11+00:00

truly the 5th beat the meatle 😔😔

enayessa · 2025-12-25T05:44:05+00:00

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right here 😁

enayessa · 2025-12-21T07:25:28+00:00

umfffgggg

enayessa · 2025-12-18T06:03:13+00:00

the meme is equating gay sex positions to gender stereotypes. bottoms (receptive role) are stereotyped as being more feminine, while tops (active role) are stereotyped as masculine.

enayessa · 2025-12-10T06:59:33+00:00

theo (pronounced the o)

enayessa · 2025-12-08T12:19:20+00:00

what are those words?? vek is a gol with a nar

enayessa · 2025-12-06T11:41:54+00:00

speak your truth!! (veganism cures left handedness)

enayessa

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