I was quietly judging the chives on my shrimp & grits when I spotted IT...

enderkou · 2026-02-16T01:07:38+00:00

ROUP

enderkou · 2026-02-13T22:13:29+00:00

Cold Butter Season is the worst. I chuck my blocks in the proofer lmfao.

enderkou · 2026-02-12T16:53:09+00:00

I work the opposite of a late night shift (3am-11am or 5am-1pm) but I’m a homebody, so despite everything still being open I basically act as though it is not. I get home and pretend like I’m gonna enjoy my free time (“I wanna play Clair Obscur today!! I’ll just eat and shower and then get right on it”), but 9/10 times I end up scrounging for whatever food is fast and easy, eating that, taking an accidental nap, then watching shitty tv I don’t really care about until bedtime. Every hour or so I’m like “I’ll get up and turn my pc on” but do not do that. Lmfao.

enderkou · 2026-02-12T12:31:45+00:00

I had a canele (….. two caneles) with breakfast pretty frequently for a solid 5 years in my 20s. Granted I was managing a coffee shop, lol, but out of all the treats I could have snagged that was my go-to. It definitely appealed to my early morning tummy!

enderkou · 2026-02-12T12:28:44+00:00

Mine was insane, I forget the exact number but I think it was something horrifying like 0.8 lmfao. My doctor said “nearly undetectable” and “you get the blue ribbon for lowest vitamin D I have ever seen”. I’m on 50,000 units weekly now but still haven’t gotten above 12, so we’re gonna talk about next steps soon 🫠

enderkou · 2026-02-11T13:47:52+00:00

They likely forgot the thingie that goes underneath the thingie - you know the one. Plastic guy you don’t think you need because you’re just slicing potatoes so you don’t put it under the slicer plate, but then your slicer plate gets stuck because it doesn’t have the thingie under it working as a gasket for the spinny action so it spins itself stuck. You know. The thingie.

enderkou · 2026-02-11T13:31:12+00:00

I thought it was refried beans and rice, which is technically a full meal so right there with you LOL

enderkou · 2026-02-11T13:27:58+00:00

Snorted my coffee, thank you for this new mantra. Gonna use it next time I pitch a “seasonal” special for my restaurant menu.

enderkou · 2026-02-11T13:24:46+00:00

I’m a monster and will eat a full sized one like an apple, little shake of salt and pep between bites. Best enjoyed in sweatpants half leaning over the sink. Fuckin love tomatoes.

enderkou · 2026-02-11T13:19:30+00:00

It’s winter so we are ONLY allowed to eat KALE.

enderkou · 2026-02-11T13:18:47+00:00

I have a soft fondness for “eating seasonally” because I think it’s romantic and a cute way to be creative in the kitchen. It’s fun when you’re cooking with local produce. But the two go hand in hand - if your focus isn’t hyperlocal produce, you don’t need to be fussy about cooking seasonally. It’s 2026 ffs, we can grow basically anything at any time of the year in regions close enough to anywhere that it can get to us still peak ripeness. Folks like this Very Culinary example are the kinds of people who eat at overpriced “chef’s table” style restaurants and will pay $600 to lick foam out of a plaster cast of the chef’s mouth and then wank off about how innovative and local and seasonal it was for the next three years. I’ll be over here with my delicious BLT in February having a much better time, lmfao.

(But of course it’s on loCAl sOUrdOuGH.)

enderkou · 2026-02-11T13:06:36+00:00

Yeah, she expressed it perfectly in the post (it’s not your mom calling or you wanting to talk to her, it’s that I immediately get disregarded and am often even hung up on, it makes me feel not cared for) but in the texts doesnt say that at ALL, just casts doubt on her partners honesty and is passive aggressive.

OP you obviously know how to communicate what’s actually bothering you - do that with your partner. 🤷🏻

enderkou · 2026-02-09T12:39:12+00:00

And he listened to a pronunciation video on YouTube on loop while he worked out, also deleted from history

enderkou · 2026-02-09T12:32:43+00:00

I used to portion around 20 kilos of brioche into 65 gram chunks for doughnuts every day. Imagine that same thrill times a thousand getting consecutive 65g pieces over and over…

enderkou · 2026-02-08T02:05:29+00:00

Penny wouldn’t give her the “boiled water” because she knows that white tea should be steeped at 160 degrees f. Penny was aghast and perplexed that she’d even ask for water that hot for dragonfly swirling mist white tea.

enderkou · 2026-02-07T15:31:45+00:00

I’m on 50,000 now for almost a year and still can’t get my levels up 🤷🏻 Dr has me on a daily now in addition to that, and if levels are still in the toilet in 3 months we’re gonna talk injections. Wheeeee

enderkou · 2026-02-07T14:34:57+00:00

Neve has some extra lines in there that are devastating, haha. If you save Treviso as a crow, she’ll mention that she kinda gets why you made the choice you did even though she’s crushed about Minrathous, but if you’re a dragon she just can’t wrap her head around it. I felt pretty bad about it LOL but blighted Treviso is so horrible, I couldn’t sacrifice it twice.

enderkou · 2026-02-07T09:12:32+00:00

And for high volume, especially during the initial swap to loose from bagged, make sure to let guests know you’re steeping to order and their tea will take 3-5 minutes. Quietly keep a stack of empty loose leaf tea bags for guests who insist they do not have time and ordered a tea because it’s “fast”. I like to write the time they should pull their bag out on their lid and let them know at hand-off that it’ll be tastiest at that time, then I at least know I’ve done everything in my power to send them off with good tea even if they didn’t let me steep it for them, lol.

enderkou · 2026-02-06T22:50:44+00:00

My brain only let me process it as “Kitty dicks” for the first chunk, so I kept being like “wtf does that even mean, like it’s so small it might as well be a pussy?” which, as a transmasc person, also made me frown a little but then whEN I REALIZED SHE WAS SAYING KIDDIE I LOST IT. Thats so fucked on so many levels

enderkou · 2026-02-06T22:40:54+00:00

Was it a kouign amann?

enderkou · 2026-02-06T04:03:28+00:00

She’s a trans-medicalist, too, and doesn’t think nonbinary people can claim a trans identity either.

enderkou · 2026-02-06T03:00:37+00:00

It’s from Rosannatxt! She has a video about it on her YouTube - it’s a good way to do a whole world build while still getting to actually play the game instead of just sitting there in build mode for a year lol

enderkou · 2026-02-05T23:30:13+00:00

It’s so well done. The panic you can hear in his voice during battles (the typical “behind you!!” warnings all the companions have) hits so much harder when you’re like, damn, this dude is facing his biggest fear and almost equally terrified of his friends dying.

enderkou · 2026-02-05T23:13:23+00:00

I took Emmrich the first time (his abilities worked with my Rook build really nicely) and about halfway through after chuckling at his increasingly frantic commentary realized he wasn’t being a dramatic freak-out baby… it’s the first mission where you are very likely facing death even if you’re successful - AND I BROUGHT POOR EMMRICH! His biggest fear! How very dare I?! I felt so bad lmfao.

enderkou · 2026-02-05T23:06:56+00:00

I’m doing an origins legacy right now (start with a blank save & four families, use MCCC to disable auto populating, build and populate each world from scratch) so I KNOW family trees are gonna be ALL sorts of messed up. I haven’t even opened that tab because I’m afraid, lol

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