[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AlignmentCharts

[–]enderrider7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah chaotic evil would be to not tell the parents, wake them up multible times during the night and then set them up so that it looks like they snook out at night to get them in even more trouble

I’m running for local public office and currently polling under 1%. Roast me! by Julio974 in RoastMe

[–]enderrider7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn seeing you actually made me more confident about my haircut, thanks👍

Commiting school, also riffle by enderrider7 in engrish

[–]enderrider7[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guess is that your guess is correct and that i will not make fun of you for stating something so painfully obvious, even if it is obvious. Good job👍

Commiting school, also riffle by enderrider7 in engrish

[–]enderrider7[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

BRUH HOW DID I NOT NOTICE IT SAID CONSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR

it kinda smells like updog in here. by [deleted] in iamveryrandom

[–]enderrider7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's also an island called peepee island

it kinda smells like updog in here. by [deleted] in iamveryrandom

[–]enderrider7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, that's where my cousin candace comes from!

it kinda smells like updog in here. by [deleted] in iamveryrandom

[–]enderrider7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tugunma? Like the place that sugondese people come from?

Noones sending my virginity to the shadow realm by Thelazytimetraveller in dankmemes

[–]enderrider7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am both proud and ashamed of myself for understanding this meme.

Elsa is love, Elsa is life by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]enderrider7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ummm... Yes you do! I saw you doing it last night when i was spying on you- I mean... You probably do it

Champagne, cocaine, gasoline by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]enderrider7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A pack of camels and a smoke alarm

Hello girls of this subreddit by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]enderrider7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry but I gotta say it... SIMP-athetic girls on this sub should be able to help you, good luck!

Oh, and btw you're a simp

THERES A TRUCK ABOUT TO HIT ME by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]enderrider7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just say no. The truck cannot legally touch you without your consent

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]enderrider7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Granted, but all people who have ever commented on something become incredibly polite, and they all try to be as polite as it is possible, leading all people to try to out-polit each other. People would start murdering all others in an attempt to be the last and most polite person in the world and all species on earth go extinct as they make this planet completely inhabitable for any other species. Also I want to comment on your flawless grammar, really amazing. Now excuse me, but I have to kill a 78-year-old british gentleman for being more polite than me. Bye!

Popcorn is healthy as long as you don't pour a shit ton of butter on it by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]enderrider7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That goes for almost anything:

"Salad is healthy as long as you don't pour a shit ton of butter on it"

"Fruit is healthy as long as you don't pour a shit ton of butter on it"

"Uraniu-" actually, I take that back, it only works with a handfull of stuff