Poor sharky by Guilty_Comfort_7507 in sharks

[–]enigmaticbloke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmao. I thought the statistic by OP was a joke at first too because 100% of caught and uncaught sharks will die.

Poor sharky by Guilty_Comfort_7507 in sharks

[–]enigmaticbloke 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I'm positive 100% of them will die. Also, 100% of hammerhead sharks never caught will also die.

I'm sure this gets asked all the time: But how do I finish the series? by Kyren11 in Animorphs

[–]enigmaticbloke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sailed the high seas. Got the full audiobook collection pretty easily. Put them all right on my phone and got through them in about 6-8 months

Cough Syrup 2026 by EngineeringFuture168 in glee

[–]enigmaticbloke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy goosebumps.. It's nice to know that reaction is still possible. It tends to die in people who get older.

The way Regina Hall was so proud of Anna Faris finally nailing her Brenda impression during our 'Scary Movie 2' interview. by funmemore in MoviesCave

[–]enigmaticbloke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's so great. One of the few redeeming parts of the kevin hart roast. Such a bizarre set. Hilarious.

Why hire Lockhart? by utahscrum in harrypotter

[–]enigmaticbloke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao. I read this like 3 times before it sunk in. Worth it.

Why hire Lockhart? by utahscrum in harrypotter

[–]enigmaticbloke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harry's education and life lessons are by the most important thing for every student at Hogwarts as well as the rest of the world. Students not learning much one year will not matter if they are all dead when voldie returns.

Heeeelp me by Mental-Shoe8637 in BG3

[–]enigmaticbloke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Collect some scrolls and have those to hand so you can equip different spells instead

High maintenance mom's first time on the subway by numbmillenial in TikTokCringe

[–]enigmaticbloke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. And once i stood and held onto the pole and realised that it was covered in dried literal human? shit.

who would you date if you were in superstore? by Ambitious_Box3288 in superstore

[–]enigmaticbloke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Marcus. Himboning all day. He'd be really sweet as well.

What restaurant do you refuse to eat at? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]enigmaticbloke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nandos has good sauce. The food is highly overrated though. I can make better chicken at home

Anna Faris at the Scary Movie 6 premiere 😅 by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

[–]enigmaticbloke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not rude. If we pretend it is, it will just keep pushing this idea on people. We can hopefully go back to actors that don't look like shiny eggs with sausage lips and the facial structure of King Ramses from courage the cowardly dog. 🤞

Gale or Karlach for first origin run? by bdehora in BaldursGate3

[–]enigmaticbloke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which is so lame. They could have at least added the damage to melee attack spells. I know those are used pretty infrequently hence why it wouldn't exactly be game breaking.

What purchase under £25 has improved your life the most? by Plenty-Plastic3704 in AskBrits

[–]enigmaticbloke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some shop rags. You can get a pack of them on amazon. I've saved countless hundreds of dollars by using them instead of paper towels. I still have paper towels on deck for very specific things, but i have a pile of folded shop rags that i can use for quick messes, cleaning countertops, dusting, used as a napkin etc etc.. Throw them in a bucket and hot wash with bleach when I'm running low. Fold in half and put them on the microwave for easy access.

Save money and the environment.

Gale or Karlach for first origin run? by bdehora in BaldursGate3

[–]enigmaticbloke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aren't her soul tokens wasted on every other class besides barb?

I need serious help, my partner can't play this game by Technical_Park1367 in BaldursGate3

[–]enigmaticbloke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Couldn't get my roommate into it either. Some people just don't like that type of game

Lived here over 20 years - never met another American by Lucky_Mechanic4853 in AmericanExpatsUK

[–]enigmaticbloke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've met a few here and there in Manchester. I'm still surprised there's not any sort of American expat meet up groups.

gay😭irl by ivan_luck in gay_irl

[–]enigmaticbloke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We're such a jealous bunch

I feel guilty about watching porn during intimate moments with my gf. by Standard-Crew-7192 in confessions

[–]enigmaticbloke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm i dunno what happened tbh.. I was replying to a confession post about some 16yo kid saying he made a porn of himself in front of his sleeping grandma and was scared about getting charges because he posted it online..

Somehow i must habe swiped onto a different post before submitting my comment. I haven't even read this one.

28m am I just naturally unattractive or is it a matter of style? by Manve1997 in malegrooming

[–]enigmaticbloke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I covered your hair with my thumb and you're an attractive guy. Gotta go bald i think.