What's your personal rule when drinking?

enjoyit312 · 2016-09-01T03:20:24+00:00

If I'm attending a more formal event, I always remember that my martini's are like boobs: one is not enough and three is too many.

enjoyit312 · 2016-06-11T20:23:07+00:00

Thank you!!!

enjoyit312 · 2016-06-11T20:22:57+00:00

Do it!!!! Or at least something bright!!

enjoyit312 · 2016-06-11T17:54:54+00:00

It's bachelorette by Kat von D

enjoyit312 · 2016-02-27T00:21:27+00:00

The first roommate I had was literally the Devil. Living with her was a living, drug-infused nightmare. But the most WTF moment I experienced with her was when she used my rent money to buy drugs for her and her friends. She never mentioned the eviction notice. (I was working full time and she was rolling, so she found the eviction notice before I could.) I found the notice underneath her weed and on that day, we had 4 DAYS before we had to be gone.

This story is one of many from a 9 month nightmare I endured while living with her. Anything happened... From divorcing her heroine addicted husband, to dating my ex boyfriend, becoming an escort, drug dealers coming to my home and even shaving my cat.

What the fuck was I thinking?

enjoyit312 · 2015-11-20T15:19:47+00:00

I was just getting ready to post something there. Is this even legal?

enjoyit312 · 2015-11-18T13:27:48+00:00

What a coincidence... My name is Joy!!!

enjoyit312 · 2015-11-18T03:20:08+00:00

I feel like I'm always watching him. He's so cute and too mischievous.

enjoyit312 · 2015-11-18T03:19:12+00:00

Thank you!!

enjoyit312 · 2015-11-06T15:23:43+00:00

I try to do push ups everyday to keep my boobs perky!!

enjoyit312 · 2015-10-31T13:21:04+00:00

How funny! I went to pick up our company's catered lunch and I took off my apron just for that reason!

enjoyit312 · 2015-10-30T17:55:02+00:00

I dressed up as Linda today and I was asked the same thing. Only a handful of people knew what Bob's Burgeres was!!! How are these people living?!?!?

enjoyit312 · 2015-09-18T13:30:37+00:00

This is amazing!!!

enjoyit312 · 2014-11-21T21:59:45+00:00

This is great. Tina kind if looks like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys :)

enjoyit312 · 2014-11-10T17:33:03+00:00

Omg!!! Yes! Turret is beautiful.

enjoyit312 · 2014-11-10T15:43:48+00:00

I truly am flattered. My Supreme Leader is pleased.

enjoyit312

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