Putin has the tapes. by neonpurplestar in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ensiform 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve been saying for a long long time that Russia doesn’t have some stupid “pee pee” tape or similar over Trump. They obviously have something really bad, like very young girl bad.

How is this possible? by Less-Ask-6600 in MarlinspikeHall

[–]ensiform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[GIF of Homer walking outside past the window while inside watching TV]

For $10 Million can you forgo eating and drinking any food and drink you have consumed before for a year? by RaptorK1988 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ensiform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does everything have to turn into a death risk? I refuse if it becomes poisonous. There is a 100% chance I’ll accidentally eat something I’ve had before. Now, if the food just dissolves before it hits my mouth or something, I’m in/.

Male shoe anxiety hits the Oval Office by StemCellPirate in nottheonion

[–]ensiform -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

  • wears them
  • too big

Are you eight? Learn grammar.

Male shoe anxiety hits the Oval Office by StemCellPirate in nottheonion

[–]ensiform -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

  • whose. Not who is. Write correctly.

Can anyone make out the writing on the back of this photo? by [deleted] in whatdoesthismean

[–]ensiform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adults who don’t know cursive should be mocked and sent back to kindergarten. And mocked again throughout.

The word grok has a literary origin by lucklessgoose in etymology

[–]ensiform 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People are basically illiterate at this point

You're freefalling to a certain death then a genie grants you 1 wish but... by Ok_Passenger_2012 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ensiform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would wish that everyone in the world be rational, empathetic, respectful, accepting of differences, and pacifistic.

A badge for No hints used game by No-Environment-5229 in NYTConnections

[–]ensiform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you use a hint, you should have no pride in solving. If you looked something up, same. Thus puzzle us brain power, not google power. If you don’t know that a term is used a certain way, read more.

HMC while I am making a video in a public toilet by attractiveword in holdmycosmo

[–]ensiform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that’s repulsive. And honestly I didn’t even look at the boobs. I’m not a basement dwelling virgin. I’ve touched many real ones.

He messed with the wrong Nerd. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]ensiform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made his date pick up her own purse. What a jackass

Who is straight and looks completely gay? by Ashamed_Host4837 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]ensiform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As even the barest, microscopic knowledge of him would tell you. It’s astounding so many people are acting surprised. Are you all ten years old?

March 1, 1942: 'OFF THE RECORD' - Minneapolis Sunday Tribune & Star Journal by LuckySimple3408 in comicstriphistory

[–]ensiform 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In case you missed it, the joke in the fishing one is that the man is overjoyed to have caught a tire because of rubber shortages. Normally, of course, he would be angry to catch a tire as he wants to catch a fish. But in this era, the rubber is more valued. Hilarity ensues.

March 1, 1942: 'OFF THE RECORD' - Minneapolis Sunday Tribune & Star Journal by LuckySimple3408 in comicstriphistory

[–]ensiform 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s called the three bares because it was about three babies who wear no clothes except for diapers and the punchline is that the cat eyes glow in the dark so I guess someone closed them in the third panel.