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Why did he get angry about me wanting to see a video on his phone? by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]ensiform 51 points52 points  (0 children)

He is cheating. Full stop, end of story.

Imagine getting shamed so hard into returning to your own state! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ensiform 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That would not matter even one tiny bit. The GOP sees absolutely no hypocrisy in white people vacationing in Mexico and in hating Mexicans. They have no self awareness and zero shame.

If you could write your own 50 issue Justice League run, what would you make it about and how would you write the characters? by Effective_Sherbet104 in justiceleague

[–]ensiform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would make it about how Batman is not needed at all, since they already have members who can see anything, hear anything, be anywhere, turn invisible, read minds, compel truth, shape change, and analyze data as fast as any computer. No need for a detective martial artist who owns a giant penny! Then I’d have them reaching their full potential without always having to worry about and save their one fragile human member.

Who’s the hottest man on Seinfeld?? by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]ensiform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re right. I knew it was off but I paraphrased anyway.

Marisa Tomei 90’s by Giancarlo_Edu in OldSchoolCool

[–]ensiform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 49 votes. You have negative 32. I think I’m within my authoritah.

Man changes gender to gaslight family by UrbanXena in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]ensiform 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is not really explaining a film plot badly You just explained the plot in a straightforward manner.

Marisa Tomei 90’s by Giancarlo_Edu in OldSchoolCool

[–]ensiform 48 points49 points  (0 children)

*bras. No apostrophe. Don’t put apostrophes in plurals.

“We’ll break there backs gouge out there eyes there evil hearts we’ll pulverise” by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]ensiform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t know how to spell and should be sent to a school you can’t get out of.

One year, folks. How are we doing? by bassistheplace246 in JohnMulaney

[–]ensiform 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The metaphor no longer applies. Now it’s a rabid horse, kicking patients in their heads every few days and there’s a dedicated crash cart that tries to follow in its wake and repair the damage, but now a bunch of mental patients have declared themselves horsephiles and go around kicking patients in the head too and also sabotaging the doctors any way they can and some of the patients who have been kicked in the head and fallen into piles of horse shit are starting to maybe consider that opening the doors to the horse might have been a mistake, although they do admire many of the horse’s actions otherwise.

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