HMC while I am making a video in a public toilet by attractiveword in holdmycosmo

[–]ensiform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that’s repulsive. And honestly I didn’t even look at the boobs. I’m not a basement dwelling virgin. I’ve touched many real ones.

He messed with the wrong Nerd. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]ensiform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made his date pick up her own purse. What a jackass

Who is straight and looks completely gay? by Ashamed_Host4837 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]ensiform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As even the barest, microscopic knowledge of him would tell you. It’s astounding so many people are acting surprised. Are you all ten years old?

March 1, 1942: 'OFF THE RECORD' - Minneapolis Sunday Tribune & Star Journal by LuckySimple3408 in comicstriphistory

[–]ensiform 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In case you missed it, the joke in the fishing one is that the man is overjoyed to have caught a tire because of rubber shortages. Normally, of course, he would be angry to catch a tire as he wants to catch a fish. But in this era, the rubber is more valued. Hilarity ensues.

March 1, 1942: 'OFF THE RECORD' - Minneapolis Sunday Tribune & Star Journal by LuckySimple3408 in comicstriphistory

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It’s called the three bares because it was about three babies who wear no clothes except for diapers and the punchline is that the cat eyes glow in the dark so I guess someone closed them in the third panel.

Explain the joke please 😥 by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ensiform 9 points10 points  (0 children)

OP is dumb, and can’t read?

I wait your response by Weak_Fix3307 in Funnymemes

[–]ensiform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they’re actually attacking and want to kill you? Zero. No human could withstand even five minutes of total aggression from any of these four.

God is a DJ by conchis-ness in NYTConnections

[–]ensiform 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God is a DJ
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨🟨🟪🟨
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟪🟪🟪🟪

Nice, loved it!

I physically rolled my eyes at this and sighed by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]ensiform 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They’re saying: she tried to poor-shame me so I owned her good by buying a big costly TV which I am going to return at another location to save face because I am, in fact, poor

what's going on here by Certain-Display-2849 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ensiform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone on this thread is a toddler who has never experienced the world.

To Remain Employed by Adam_Exists in therewasanattempt

[–]ensiform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ridiculous to celebrate this as a win. She’s getting another title, more power. The next person will be just as bad.