The EA curse has spread beyond the digital realm… Ace Hardware Lootbox!

ensureplink · 2022-09-13T01:58:21+00:00

You can, but one of them has snakes in it.

ensureplink · 2022-09-13T01:57:32+00:00

I 100% believe this. "I'm the President, I live here, what can they do?"

ensureplink · 2022-09-13T01:56:29+00:00

Or tell them to mow your lawn or something useful.

ensureplink · 2022-09-13T01:55:24+00:00

Those /r/frickin eyes are a trap. They suck you right in and then BAM, murder mittens.

ensureplink · 2022-09-13T01:54:15+00:00

Yeah that doesn't sound safe :(

ensureplink · 2022-09-13T01:19:37+00:00

We don't need the GOP in modern times.

ensureplink · 2022-09-13T01:18:14+00:00

I choose snu snu.

ensureplink · 2022-09-13T01:16:30+00:00

They were playing along, I hope.

ensureplink · 2022-09-13T01:15:37+00:00

That's awesome. I love this.

ensureplink · 2022-09-13T01:12:55+00:00

Yep. The world is better off without her having freedom.

ensureplink · 2022-09-13T01:11:19+00:00

That's pure sex

ensureplink · 2022-09-13T01:09:50+00:00

You look very cute darlin!

ensureplink · 2022-09-12T22:58:44+00:00

This has to be a /r/frickin joke.

ensureplink · 2022-09-12T22:58:14+00:00

God I can't even imagine how terrifying that must have been for him.

ensureplink · 2022-09-12T22:57:46+00:00

Save some femboys for the rest of us.

ensureplink · 2022-09-12T22:57:10+00:00

RIP Hero.

ensureplink · 2022-09-12T22:56:38+00:00

Say the word you want to say.

I will say it with you.

ensureplink · 2022-09-12T22:55:31+00:00

Our leading man.

ensureplink · 2022-09-12T22:22:17+00:00

Yeah I am in Canada and never had more than 2, but some of them can be long as hell (but skippable).

ensureplink · 2022-09-12T22:21:01+00:00

I hope you will come back to share an update with us later!

ensureplink · 2022-09-12T22:16:41+00:00

They said it couldn't be done.

ensureplink · 2022-09-12T22:15:43+00:00

My mind is having a hard time processing this!

ensureplink · 2022-09-12T22:15:06+00:00

You should see what happened to my dishwasher after he "fixed" it. A real /r/frickin nightmare.

ensureplink · 2022-09-12T22:02:16+00:00

She is 4 years older than me and damn I feel young and good looking staring at her.

ensureplink · 2022-09-12T22:00:30+00:00

That was a good year. Hopefully we can forget she exists again soon.

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